NY Post Gives the DNC An Oscar

4 Comments on NY Post Gives the DNC An Oscar

1. If you’re waiting for the winner to thank all the “little people” you’ll be waiting for a long, long time.

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2. hen will they broadcast reruns of this comedy?

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3. Sharon Stone: And the Best Actor Oscar award goes to….Tim Walz, for his convincing portrayal of an American man in the film American Chicken….

   Sharon Stone: Congratulations Tim! You really earned it!

   Tim Walz: Thank you Sharon, and thank you so much Oscar committee. The role was particularly difficult for me. I had to dig down deep inside to find a kernal of brutality, evil, and cruelty that was such a big part of the character’s soul. Then, I had to expand that kernel to accurately portray the real guy, US Army General Claude Caligula, who personally executed twelve thousand civilians in Iraq.

   As a method actor who really got into the role, I now feel I would like to kill twelve thousand conservatives…so, hold me back, if you can, is all I have to say. I’m a Man for Peace and Progress.

   Standing Ovation from the Hollywood Freaks in attendance.

   Tim Walz: Again, thank you Oscar committee from the bottom of my heart.

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4. All that joy really paid off, eh?

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