If you’re waiting for the winner to thank all the “little people” you’ll be waiting for a long, long time.
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hen will they broadcast reruns of this comedy?
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Sharon Stone: And the Best Actor Oscar award goes to….Tim Walz, for his convincing portrayal of an American man in the film American Chicken….
Sharon Stone: Congratulations Tim! You really earned it!
Tim Walz: Thank you Sharon, and thank you so much Oscar committee. The role was particularly difficult for me. I had to dig down deep inside to find a kernal of brutality, evil, and cruelty that was such a big part of the character’s soul. Then, I had to expand that kernel to accurately portray the real guy, US Army General Claude Caligula, who personally executed twelve thousand civilians in Iraq.
As a method actor who really got into the role, I now feel I would like to kill twelve thousand conservatives…so, hold me back, if you can, is all I have to say. I’m a Man for Peace and Progress.
Standing Ovation from the Hollywood Freaks in attendance.
Tim Walz: Again, thank you Oscar committee from the bottom of my heart.
If you’re waiting for the winner to thank all the “little people” you’ll be waiting for a long, long time.
hen will they broadcast reruns of this comedy?
Sharon Stone: And the Best Actor Oscar award goes to….Tim Walz, for his convincing portrayal of an American man in the film American Chicken….
Sharon Stone: Congratulations Tim! You really earned it!
Tim Walz: Thank you Sharon, and thank you so much Oscar committee. The role was particularly difficult for me. I had to dig down deep inside to find a kernal of brutality, evil, and cruelty that was such a big part of the character’s soul. Then, I had to expand that kernel to accurately portray the real guy, US Army General Claude Caligula, who personally executed twelve thousand civilians in Iraq.
As a method actor who really got into the role, I now feel I would like to kill twelve thousand conservatives…so, hold me back, if you can, is all I have to say. I’m a Man for Peace and Progress.
Standing Ovation from the Hollywood Freaks in attendance.
Tim Walz: Again, thank you Oscar committee from the bottom of my heart.
All that joy really paid off, eh?