The latest thanks sent President Obama’s way isn’t the least bit ironic or snide: After he dramatically expanded the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument last week, scientists named a newly discovered fish for the commander in chief, reports National Geographic. The little guy dubbed Tosanoides Obama is maroon and gold, and found off the Kure Atoll. What’s more, he got markings that are ” very reminiscent of Obama’s [campaign] logo,” says the marine biologist who made the discovery. “How appropriate that a fish we were thinking about naming after him anyway, just to say thank you for expanding the national monument, happens to have a feature that ties it to the president.” It’s the second fish named for Obama, notes National Georgraphic.
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There are plenty of fish named after Obama.
– Stinkfish
– Flounder
– Puffer
It’s all appropriate since everything about obutthole is fishy.
Traitorous Trouser Trout
izlamo delenda est …
Anus Licking Pekkarhead
izlamo delenda est …
A couple years ago, they named a parasite after him. That was way more fitting.
Lying Izlamic Fagfish
izlamo delenda est …
He’s a bottom.
FISH! I mean, a bottom feeder fish!
Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Sucker
Spiny lumpsucker
I notice the fish had a yellow streak down his back…well played marine biologist guy.
Obama really does believe in diversity he is a Blowfish and has a blowfly for a pet!
He more closely resembles a pufferfish as he is so puffed up over his own worshipful self!
Weakfish
Fluke
Hammerhead
Clownfish
Crappie
Hey, I don’t have all day.
In water it’s a reef builder. Out of water, it’s a reefer roller.
That species is in a family that includes fairy basslets and the redmouth grouper. Lots of fish in that group are serial hermaphrodites, meaning they start out one sex and then switch to the other as they get older. I think the scientists who named this fish after Barky may well have been making a very esoteric inside joke at his expense.
I do like the quick research possible with the web!
I do hope you’re right, Uncle Al.
Can anyone see Obama’s logo in the fish markings? I can’t.
Idiot fish.
http://img.memecdn.com/fresh-idiot-fish_fb_1700473.jpg
You need to find a fish that defies the laws of physics.
He both blows and sucks at the same time.
What is Latin for “bat-eared charlatan”?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vlkhIawrsA
Smelt
Assfuckerfish
Brown throated trouser trout
Large mouth bassturd
from his Man’s Country days: the Gulpy, a gender ambivalent fish with limp fins.
And then they filleted it and ate it. So now the fish is extinct, hopefully his namesake will follow suit.
Clownfish
Sea Monkey
Puts a twist on ‘race bait’