“Obama Has a Smile Like a Split Watermelon” – IOTW Report

“Obama Has a Smile Like a Split Watermelon”

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A British newscaster got into hot water when he described Obama’s smile during the papal visit as reminiscent of a split watermelon, a visual reference that is pretty spot on and poetic. But mentioning a watermelon in context with a black person, when no invective is meant, is enough to get you virtually pilloried in the media by ignoramuses.

Is it racist to say that Michelle’s ass is reminiscent of a Glad bag full of mango pulp?

28 Comments on “Obama Has a Smile Like a Split Watermelon”

  1. In my dad’s day, that two-[puppies]-in-a-burlap-bag comment was a compliment.
    I like the pair-of-33-gal.-black-GLAD-bags reference better. If you’ve ever smelled a squashed mango two days later, you’d get it.

  2. I have never heard of that saying before. lol. But then, I’ve seen cartoons (Japanese, I believe) back in the 70s that had small kids talking and yelling and their mouths looked completely red so they did look watermelony.

    You know, I’ve seen Asians and White people enjoying watermelon too. So either they’re raycis or they’re trying to steal black people’s
    “thang”, I suppose.

  3. I know this sounds like ass kissing (but it ain’t when I truly believe it!) BigFurHat but if you weren’t the best blogger on the web you could have been a legendary comedian.

    “Is it racist to say that Michelle’s ass is reminiscent of a Glad bag full of mango pulp?”

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  4. I’ve said it until I’m blue in the face but I can’t for the life of me understand how food got mixed up in racism. Never made any sense at all.
    Uh, oh… I said “blue in the face”. Now I’m gonna hear cries of racism from the Smurf Community.

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