Calling it his “top priority,” former President Barack Obama has reportedly been offered more than any other former president to write his memoir. He’s expected to fetch a cool $20 million, while other reports say Mooch is being offered upwards of $ 8 million for her story.
I’m thinking of starting a Gofundme account to raise money to pay him NOT to write his memoirs.
That may be a worthwhile price……If he provided all the facts…..But he won’t.
That’s a lot of money for a bunch of lies from a lying liar.
LOVE seeing rich leftists fleece filthy rich leftists. 20 mill down payment on a book that won’t sell nation wide for more than a couple hundred grand? I suppose there are always loaded lefties who’ll purchase his book by the box full and give them all away to people who will never open them up.
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And here”s the payoff.
Nice neat and tidy.
Would have been quadruple that if Killary had won.
It’s all part of the plan to pay back obama for all the legislation, regulations, appointments, green energy fleecers, mainstreaming perverts and his islamic and soros benefactors.
more proof that our former Filthy Mohammedan Savage In Chief doesn’t know how to negotiate for shit when asking for bribery money. $20MM ?? Shit, Killary would have gotten $200 MM in bribe money payoffs for her book if she’d managed to steal the election.
I wonder when Obama will initiate his islamic community organizer foundation?
The bucks will roll in from the Saudis and all other islamic dictators.
That Teleprompter clown can really write a book?
barry’s memoirs are not even worth 20 bucks since it all be lies, damned lies and even more lies. Who would want to willingly read this made up crap about barry’s life. It’s been a week since barry left the presidency and nobody but hard core lefties and brainwashed idiots miss him. They could and should call his book The Liar King.
Confiscate all of it and put it in the national treasury. He cost us more than that every day of his presidency.
Then put him in stocks on the national mall. Bring your own eggs and rotten tomatoes.
Is this when and how Hussein finally admits that he is not a US citizen, is a Homo, had a sham marriage with a Tranny who rented two kids for show and
has always been both a Muslim terrorist enabler and sympathizer!
How can someone who has no past write memoirs? Besides everyone knows that his friend bilbo ayers will actually tell “the tale of a fateful tri…”
“Barack to the Future”
“Transformation, Interrupted”
“Dreams of My Monument”
Make it a comic and call it “Barky the Dindu Nuffin” and it might even sell.
What was the book he wrote before? sins of my father? this new book will be a tell all that the fathers sins DID pass on to him along with the lies and hate whitey non sense. He’s moving here to Palm Springs area-hope he goes swimming in Salton Sea (its polluted ) 🙂
How much advance $$ did Clinton the Dowager Empress get for her latest book “Hard Choices”? How much money will the publisher LOSE after that advance, and her book fast- tracks to the local Dollar Tree Stores? Gotta love watching those publishers waste money !
Yes, a book on golf, told from the point of view of a putz.
$20M, I don’t get it. It won’t sell any better than Hillary’s.
That’s OK. Store a case of them in the bunker and use it for toilet paper.
The first time Obama tried to write his bio he couldn’t write a sentence. After a number of extensions the publisher wanted his advance back but Obama already spent it and Mooch had to go down and beg the publisher not to go after him for it. A few years later he unbelievably got another offer from a different publisher for his bio and another advance. Still couldn’t write a sentence and buggered of to Hawaii alone to loosen the mental block. Spent all the money and came back with a pile of disjointed notes. Again, Mooch to the rescue as she called Bill Ayers to come over and help Obama. Well, it would seem he did more then help as he pretty much wrote the book (this is the opinion of several book analysts that look at writing style, phrasing, word use etc etc who compared Obama’s “Dreams of my Father” to some of Ayers books. Of course nobody will ever come clean on it as it would damage the “Obama as world-class intellect” meme.
Anyhow, if the publisher is smart that 20 mill is an actual advance against real sales and unearned advance must be returned. Same thing for Mooch. At least the publisher would be protected. I wonder how Bill Ayers will be able to write two books at once without getting mixed up?
“Butt Sex, Lies, and Teleprompters”
Written by Bill Ayers with an introduction by George Soros
I wonder if it comes with crayons or do you need to buy those separately.
Maybe Tommy Voo could help him.
Remember him from the info commercial? Never give Up.
annie Go Trump
The publisher should have contacted Bill Ayers directly and cut out the middle man.
Will it feature his Commie Mommy nudes?
Chapter 1 – Vacation in Hawaii
Chapter 2 – Vacation in The Vineyard
Chapter 3 – How I Improved My Putting
Chapter 4 – How I Messed Up The United States
Chapter 5 – How I Messed Up the Middle East
Chapter 6 – How I messed Up Europe
Chapter 7 – Vacation in Hawaii
Chapter 8 – Vacation in The Vineyard
It was hard enough getting rid of that sorry thing. Why would we want to walk down memory lane with him.
I wonder if Bill Ayers is going to have enough free time to write this one?
Looking forward to seeing his new book in the $1 bin at kmart, right next to Killerys.
By the time Ayers finishes dictating it, no one will remember who Obama was.
Or it may be eclipsed by all the books about “Obama: Inside The Treason Trials”.
Lock them ALL up.
Isn’t there a law against criminals profiting from their crimes via the media?
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Maybe they can resurrect Dr. Seuss to illustrate.
“Horton Hires a Ho.”
I pray he spends it all on bathtub crank and dies an early death.
@flip – It’s already not early enough.
Little Johnny had to read James Cameron’s “Titanic” and “My Life” by Bill Clinton and write a report comparing them. This is what he came up with:
Titanic: Cost – $29.99
Clinton : Cost – $29.99
Titanic: Over three hours to read
Clinton : Over three hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack was a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill was a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Rose got to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica was forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembered Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn’t remember anything.
Titanic: Rose went down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica
Titanic: Jack surrendered to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill returned home to Hillary, which was basically the same thing.
Now what can we compare to the Marxist Muslim’s Memoirs?
“How I Almost Got Away with Destroying the Republic of the United States.”
That will only be enough to feed
Mooch for a few months.
Then what will they do?
“How I choomed the country”
I’m looking forward to this new book.
I’m running low on remaindered copies of his earlier fictional biographies to hang in the family outhouse.
Those book pages have wiped hundreds of asses.