HT/ Just the Tip
This is very fitting, because Obama is pretty friggin’ funny. He really IS a friggin’ comedian.
“If you like your doctor you’ll keep your doctor.”
F*ckin’ hilarious.
“We have ISIS contained.” “I’ve turned the economy around.” “We are, once again, respected around the globe.” “Muslim’s have nothing to do with terrorism.” “I’m a Christian.” “Energy prices will necessarily skyrocket.” “Their isn’t a smidgen of IRS corruption.” “It was workplace violence.”
All friggin’ hilarious gems. So it’s no wonder Jerry Seinfeld will have him on the season premier of “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.”
http://www.crackle.com/comedians-in-cars-getting-coffee/2497717
The only thing left to wonder about is what kind of car will Jerry pick Obama up in?
A Chevy Bill Ayers?
A Pontiac Trans Gender?
Maybe a DNC Rambler?
Dodge Questions?
Menthol Newport?
What do you think?
A perfect fit. Seinfeld never made me laugh. And 0bama sure has never made me laugh.
Back door Buick…
A volkswagon – It’s appropriate that a socialist would be picked up in a “people’s car.”
Packard rear ender…
Clown Royal
Petty Cruiser
Please be a Pinto.
Please be a Pinto.
Please be a Pinto.
A JagOff
Mercedes Bunz…
Pick him up in the Choom Wagon.
What happened to that convertible that JFK used to ride around in?
A fudge Packard
MG std’s….
HAHAHAHHAaaa 61 Lincoln.
Pick him up in the X-100!!!
Beautiful.
You win.
Triumph backfire…
http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/wpvi/images/cms/1123512_1280x720.jpg
Audi and in E…
12 volt Golf Cart
Please.. no one take the low hanging fruit and go the racist route and say the Monkee Mobile.
There, I got it out of the way. Let’s move on. (Although. It would be hilarious if Seinfeld just innocently did it thinking Obama was the right age to be a big fan.)
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88
Pontiac Charlatan…
I have the perfect car for Boehner –
A Saab.
A hearse. And put him in the back.
Isuzu Inyur…
An Angel Duster
KIA MYAZZ…
Whatever Michelle gets in it’ll, eventually, be a low rider.
A Peterbilt.
An old Lincoln Convertable sounds about right. Is it filmed in Texas?
Nissan Loaf
57 States Chevy.
Funny you mention that Fur.
My brother and I were heading to Orlando in October, at a gas station we met a guy transporting THE MONKEY MOBILE to a collector.
It is a rich widow. Not sure where she lives but they were on I-10 heading West from Tallahassee.
He opened the trailer and showed us.
No BS!
I may have actually seen the thing before at a Carl Kasper Custom Auto show in the 70’s too.
Was it George Barris?
He died recently.
Fucker could produce THE SHIT!!!
BTW, I don’t think monkey when I think 0bama.
I think devil-incarnate.
So therefore, methinks I am sentient, not racist.
Pontiac Uhhhstec
Trabant, Lada, Yugo… if there are any still on the road.
A Castro Convertible
A Clunker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTyrvDFmGSY
Pink Cadillac
Austin-Healey Spite
Obama is too young to have been a fan of the Monkees. If you believe his birth certificate.
A Vulva 850 Baffoon
A Vulva?
Anyway, talk about a show about a big nothing!
I wish we had a congress and justice department that would have made laughing boy quit his day job years ago…even if it was for only an hour a day.
Edsel.
No other words needed. Biggest fail ever.
the oscar mayer weiner mobile
Yes, a “Vulva”, Pink, with pubic hair on the sides
…with mustard gas?
Mini-Cooner
Olds Barista Cruiser, #1 choice for faggots
B.H.O. Choomwagon
A Tuk Tuk for the dumb fuck…
I agree. Call a jump ball ref. I said Vulva about the same time. 😉
(great minds and all)
Oh, hey, I should have looked at the time stamp. lol. I mistook you for a grammar … enthusiast.
Good choice, btw. 😉
My brutha, the car.
A baby elephant pulling a cart filled with illegals and dindu nuffins.
Flintstone Mobile
Global warming and shit…
Fucker wants to go back to those days…bring it negro!
Walk the walk!
Ask and ye shall receive…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2509617/JFKs-Lincoln-Continental-convertible-display-50th-anniversary-assassination.html
Man Country Squire
Ford Model T…for TURD
Buick Choadmaster
A Lincoln WishHeWas
the back of any garbage truck
A Mercury Poisoning
A KIA Sorento
(Killed In A Sorento)
An LBGTO
This!
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=OIP.Mb9da52978838332ea181411ae0672ab2H0&pid=15.1
A Douchenberg
Make that a KIA Soetoro
the Mutt Cutts car from Dumb & Dumber, for the two dummies
Ford Rump Ranger
Chrysler Man and Country
Willys Deep
A pink Miata:
http://tenwheel.com/imgs/a/b/k/a/q/this_1993__pink_barbie_beach_miata____unique__1_lgw.jpg
.
Just pick him up with one of those wonderful vehicles built on The Dark Continent.
Wait…what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvC4Yu3ILUc
Breathe In Strength Breathe Out Bullshit
That’s all I can do, at this point.
LeCar and alls weez can say is… Mercee bo kooo!
ISIS JV
A Ford FU-44
A Chevy Bailout
Chrysler KKK-Car
Hummer
Isuzu Ass-ender
Did anyone say the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.
Ford Male Escort
LaSally
SueDaBaker
Cumaro
Ramcharger
Mercury Freddy
Wouldhe
Mo Par
Audi Amistad
Send the bastard to the moon.
The buggy awaits…
Chevy Capricious
Pontiac Grand Prick
itchypussy (Mitsubishi)
A self driving car.
Has he ever driven a car?
Stolen perhaps…
Pontiac GTBlow
Porsche 911 Truther
Now that’s funny TGO!
I love this one!
Why be anonymous? Sigh 🙁
Fiat by government motors
Honda Hijab
subaru brokeback outback
Musthang. Not the car, the rope.
Chrysler Robber LeBaron.
Chevy Capricious.
Dopemobile
Pontiac…Poor Old Nigger Thinks I’m A Comedian
The Backup Pickup
1955 public transit bus
Paddy wagon
Lil Douche coop
Pre- Ass
A Get Bentley.
Coupe De Vile.
Pontiac Bonerville.
Chevy Vague Uh.
Model A Hole.
Buick Sty Lark.
Olds Gutless.
A BLMW.
Pontiac Boehnerville.
(Fixed that for you)
😉
Folks Wagon Pissant.
@VietVet – either way it’s a dick wagon 😉
Audi Arabia.
Anti Chrysler.
Chevy Capricious.
REO Dick Wagon.
Ford Moose Tang.
Assed In Martin.
Yugo Chavez.
Fonda Accord.
Ford Blunder Bird.