CANADA FREE PRESS: Imagine a guy in his mid-thirties walking on a beach in Hawaii and seeing an object that actually looked like the genie lamp he read about in his childhood—the kind of lamp he could rub until a genie popped out and granted his most fervent wish.
Being a pretty ordinary guy—you know, the kind who hung out smoking pot, who slacked off in school, who didn’t get the girl and actually hated and was jealous of the guys who did—he asked for power.
Poof—the Genie granted him his wish, power beyond his wildest dreams.
To be sure, the Genie certainly didn’t know that this ordinary guy didn’t want merely to embarrass the guys he was jealous of, he wanted to destroy them. And not through the ordinary methods—knives, guns, poison, et al, although all of them might play a part one day—but through politics!
The most important thing the Genie didn’t know was that all those cool, get-the-girl guys were only symbols for the thing Mr. Ordinary hated most—America!
But too late—the Genie had given him the power to mobilize the entire world against the country he claimed was the place of his birth.
Who was this ordinary guy?
He said his name was Barack Obama and that he was born in 1961 to a white mother and black father from Kenya, Africa, who met at the University of Hawaii. Reporters had no interest in finding a marriage certificate, but—as leftists are so fond of saying—it’s only a piece of paper!
Two years later, the boy’s parents divorced and young Obama’s mother met and married another U. of Hawaii student, Lolo Soetoro, a native of Indonesia. In 1966, the couple moved to Jakarta, Indonesia, with five-year-old Barack, who was adopted by his new father, which according to Indonesian law would automatically make him an Indonesian citizen. His student ID card carried the name of Barry Soetoro. Four years later, Mrs. Soetoro gave birth to a daughter named Maya and sent 10-year-old Barack back to Hawaii to be raised by her parents.
In Indonesia, the reporting grows fuzzy, some saying that Barack attended a Christian school, others saying a Madrassa where he studied the Koran. The latter seems more probable as Mr. Obama himself described the Muslim call to prayer as “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.‚”
After high school, Mr. Obama studied at Occidental College in Los Angeles. But again, the media weren’t curious enough to ask for the transcripts and so none were ever produced. Was this to conceal Mr. Obama’s status as a foreign student? Mmmmm.
Then, he transferred to Columbia University in NY City. But strangely, no first-person reports ever emerged of any associations, sightings, relationships or dating of the Ivy League student—and, again, no transcripts.
Mr. Obama moved to Chicago in 1985 and became a community organizer—entering the profession of his own and Hillary Clinton’s idol, Saul Alinsky, the America-loathing Marxist whose book, “Rules for Radicals,‚” provided a blueprint for “fundamentally changing‚” the United States of America from a capitalist, free-market, U.S. Constitution-respecting, freedom-loving country into either a Communist paradise or an Islamic caliphate.
In 1988, our One Lucky Guy entered Harvard Law School where he became the first African-American editor of the Harvard Law Review….quite amazingly, seeing that he wrote not one article to earn this honor and that—ta da—no transcripts of his years in the law school ever materialized! The media once again demonstrated a remarkable lack of curiosity about who paid Mr. Obama’s immensely expensive tuition.
They also had no interest in asking Mr. Obama why Simon & Schuster cancelled the contract on the book they gave him a pricey advance for—Dreams from My Father—which was finally published in 1995 by Times Books (a division of Random House). Or how on earth his publisher, editor, and the professionals employed by the literary agency, Acton & Dystel, could all have gotten it wrong when they distributed a publicity brochure for the book that featured the author’s picture and a blurb that read: “Barack Obama, the first African American president of the Harvard Law Review, was born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii”—a description future candidate and then Oval Office occupant Barack Obama would spend approximately two-million dollars on denying! MORE HERE
I’ll bet he was rubbing one off
No offence, but I like Rocco’s version of this joke in boondock saints the best.
“The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything”–Albert Einstein
Every employee of the Federal Government, with the exception of Sen. Joe Wilson, has much explaining to do.
I’ll never forget the sick feeling I got when I learned the bastids in IL set him up for the Senate seat and took out his competition. It was like seeing demon scratches on the wall. Later the blood ran from the scratches on the wall when he gave .his acceptance homily in Grant Park.
Obama is in trouble. They’ve exposed his flank and if you read the View article posted earlier you’ll know the Clinton’s have suddenly, mysteriously and publicly been thrown overboard. Why now? They’re the raw meat distraction the media will focus on to keep the heat off Barry. If this Clinton trend heats up know it is clearly a distraction.
It’s amazing the hate blacks have for white people. That’s the one thing I learned during obamas
8 years. I had no idea.
@Anonymous February 27, 2018 at 10:35 am
Why, that’s frilliant! We can all just sit down and watch them explain.
@not that anonymous, I detect sarcasm and challenge in your post.
I vote. With rare exception for the last 30 yrs., I voted against every incumbent. My children are informed and engaged. I speak out in public and I remain pissed off and vigilant.
Other than taking up arms against the lawlessness we observe, what would you suggest?
Obummer doesn’t or didn’t have the skills of a President, and without his Masters he’s a cardboard cutout or possibly an Afroe’d Quarterback !
Notice how Obama’s brain – Valerie Jarrett – is never mentioned?
“the first African-American editor of the Harvard Law Review”
Once again: He was NOT the editor (which suggests writing ability), he was the president of the HLR
@Anonymous February 27, 2018 at 11:33 am
Watching the show The Party puts on? And applauding? I guess, technically, that is not doing nothing. Some might say that voicing your approval is less than nothing. Some. Might.
Oh. You’ve already deduced at least one solution, that you believe has merit, and appropriate measure as a response. But what would somebody else have you, and your children do, instead? Are you volunteering to obey a new master? Or do you just want more
entertainmentexplanations to sit through?How very RACIST of you to point out the truth. 😳
Shouldn’t you be investigating Trump… “lies”… instead? 🙄 🙄 🙄
I see “not that anonymous” is better at answering a question with another question than actually coming up with a real answer –
The genie is out for good and rampaging for blood. Never going back in the bottle….far too many people have developed a taste for that particular bottled spirit.
Incidentally, mythical (?) genies would equate to biblical demons. And there is so very much doctrine of devils around today. Only some of it is secular.
Thanks CC,
my response to that pablum is to confirm for him that I am a real person leading a real life, not a navel-gazing sophist.