Michelle Obama’s Mirror: I don’t know about you, butt I’ve heard enough about the Muslim killers. It may not be enough for Barry, butt when you leave home with your wife, body armor, high capacity arms and a GoPro, I’m 100% certain you aren’t making a holiday YouTube for the family.
So what do you say we discuss the complete transformation of America instead.
Friends, I bought well over 5000 rounds of ammo today after lining-up overnight in bitter weather at a sale…in…Canada…me and many, many other like minded individuals continued to fill our safes and buy guns as we know what is coming.
I have never seen a bowling pin painted like that before. Is there some sort of celebrity bowling match coming up.
That is a dude too folks.
If they ever raided my 92 year old mother’s home they would find what is known as an ammo dump. They would also find a couple safes with an “arsenal.”
I have kids and it is nice to have my shop a mile away from home.
The ammo there is for sporting purposes, and is replenished as it is shot up. I do my reloading between game and target shooting seasons. But having north of 25K rounds of ammunition could come in handy for other reasons, if’n ya’ all know what I mean.
As a Christian man it would not be uplifting for me to comment on her physical features. However, I believe her clothing is completely open to discuss within the realms of biblical discernment. All I have to say is…wow…did you steal the curtains? Was there a sale perhaps at King of Floors? Is this a reality TV show where you had 30 minutes to create a dress out of random materials including dental floss and duct tape?
Seriously, this is awful.
The Mooch dressed like a Bell Pepper has no comment on her husbands effort to negate the 2nd amendment with the help of fast and furious Holder. Nor does she wish to comment on his current AG who wants to delete the 1st amendment.
I wondered where the hell those curtains went. I planned to drop ‘um off at the Salvation Army.
60 pounds of crack making it into the white house……haha, now I get it.
Little did Mooch realize when she recycled the old drapes that Miss Scarlet O’Hara beat her to it decades ago.
The dress wouldn’t look so bad if the wearer’s hips weren’t 60 inches.
Ooooh! Those toned arms!!! (And yes, looks like a drapery fabric dress)
It’s like she’s wearing green wrapping wallpaper.
The difference being that usually wrapping paper has something nice inside.
She has hip dysplasia.
Be sure to stock up on ammo for Urban Skeet. 😉
I could imagine trying to block a roundhouse kick from that big behemoth, and it’s not a pretty picture. Maybe she was picked just for her street fighting abilities?
My kids asked me what I wanted for Christmas, I said ammo. And a pocket pistol.
The need increases on a daily basis, worse every day.
It’s a John Deer grill cover
That’s a riot!!!!!
She put that outfit together herself with a glue gun & 4 yards of drapery fabric
Like a big assed pickle.
Mooch’s dress looks like a parachute. Those arms are toned just in time to elbow anyone who gets too close to her plate during Christmas dinner. Barry will be devouring as many “Crack” pies as he can stuff in his pie hole.
…and, perhaps, lip dysplasis.
All she needs to add to that dumb-assed excuse for a dress is some lights and a lit star on top of her man-head. Her feet look like some kid’s getting a life size toy train for Crimus.
That green is a good color for her. It’ll blend in with the jungle canopy.
I must be color blind! That drapery looks gold to me!
It just irks me that those residents think CHRISTMAS is all about snowmen and nutcrackers. ..wait a sec.. Nutcrackers. I can see that now!
I just thought they were to cheap to buy a real Christmas tree (ran out of other people’s money) and she volunteered for the part!
Because nothing says “Christmas” like olive drab.
I wish I were clever enough to post a clip of Julie Andrews outfitting the entire von Trapp brood in recycled curtains in “The Sound of Music.”
Way better investment than gold.
I swear, my mom had a wing backed chair upholstered in that.
Would tip it forward to make a fort, the Wookie wouldn’t fit.
like this… https://youtu.be/eTKhw-v5h2I It’s hard for me to believe that this wasn’t already posted…
“I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!”