WHY SCHEDULING OCTOPUS SEX FOR HUMAN VIEWING MIGHT ALWAYS BE A BAD IDEA.
Atlas Obscura: For 10 years, the octopuses of the Puget Sound have wondered why, around the same time every year, the humans removed two of their number, only to return them a short time later. This year, the octopuses are experiencing a temporary reprieve: the Seattle Aquarium has cancelled its Octopus Blind Date event. No public octopi sex for human entertainment this V-Day!
According to a Crosscut interview with Seattle Aquarium curator Tim Carpenter, there was a good chance this year’s event might not create the romantic atmosphere one would expect of a public octopus mating. The selected bachelor, a 70-pound giant Pacific octopus named Kong, might have decided to eat his date instead. More
Isn’t it octopi?
Kong’s into big girls…uh huh….the little ones are just an appetizer….
I like big tentacles and I can not lie, those other octipi can deny
Slap me for what I was thinking
Octopussy.
Me soo hoorney!
Romantic bastard, isn’t he?