Daily Caller:
Ohio’s Marysville Police Division (MPD) was stumped after finding tens of thousands of dollars hidden in their small town’s bathrooms, WCMH reported Monday.
MPD Capt. Nate Sachs told the outlet over $20,000 was discovered in the publicly accessible bathroom in Avalon Theater from April 28 to 29 and over $10,000 was found Thursday in a bathroom at a Kentucky Fried Chicken. more
Santa Claus’ distant cousin?
Yeah well, I was wondering where I left that.
Be right over.
That 10G at KFC is mine.
I’ve heard of old people stashing money into every nook and cranny before they die but I never heard of anyone stashing money in a public bathroom before. Why!
Mom was right. You don’t know where that money has been.
Whole lot of bribin’ goin’ on.
Couldn’t be hidden drug money stash, could it?……….Naaaah!
Sounds like someone there is really flush.
Courier stash. It doesn’t bode well.
Cheaper than toilet paper, but a little rough.
What they’re not admitting is the discovery of hundreds of ballots.
Or someone isn’t getting their political favors now…
Yeah, well I built that!
Won’t be long when the only appropriate place for cash will be next to the toilet.
It’s in recognition of my destruction of the U$D as the world’s reserve currency.
The greenback’s only value will be to wipe one’s ass.
Not me of course, I have staff that takes care of that.
I’ve watch some WWII OSS training films and they tell agents to find places to hide money. They didn’t suggest public rest rooms, though.
There was no indication as to how old the money is.
Check the travel logs of various politicians. This looks like the perfect bribe scenario.
Isn’t that how the term “dirty money” came about?
Probably “Wide Stance” money for the LGBTQIAPK++… (ahem) movement…
Here I sit
All broken hearted
Paid to shit
But only farted
Next time I’ll take a chance
Save a dime and shit my pants.
Getting rid of pay toilets was the only good thing to come out of feminism.
Political. Occam’s razor. Least explanation necessary.
Marysville – home of a large Honda plant. Also home of the large Women’s Reformatory. I wonder if there is a connection. Maybe I better check my county’s KFC’s.