Banging your wife’s secretary…in a chaise-lounge, so they have to toss you into a hot springs as cover. 👿
Don’t go down while lip-synching your most famous hit in front of a crowd of thousands. (See: Meatloaf)
… right after you’ve had your second on-camera seizure, & realizing this time you can’t cover it up w/ the ‘pneumonia’ excuse …
There was a kid in our neighborhood whose dad kicked during a poker game. Any time would be good time for Hillary. Some better than others, though. Into a flaming fireplace would be nice.
On stage, during a comedy performance, when people think it’s all part of the act. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkWgBK03jlM
Old joke: “What’d your Dad do before he died?” (see picture above) “Argggghhhh!” izlamo delenda est …
Elvis knows
Or at Monday night’s debate.
When you’re boarding the plane to go on a vacation that you’ve had planned for a year.
Or when you’re debating Donald Trump….or maybe not.
Give him a….SAID A GIVE!!!
The best: In the middle of wild, rough sex.
The worst: Lining up a 30-foot putt on the 18th Green.
Banging your wife’s secretary…in a chaise-lounge, so they have to toss you into a hot springs as cover. 👿
Don’t go down while lip-synching your most famous hit in front of a crowd of thousands. (See: Meatloaf)
When you finally meet Raquel Welch, she’s 76 and she’s willing…and your freshly showered…
After winning the biggest lottery jackpot in history.
before you open your skydiving chute
… right after you’ve had your second on-camera seizure, & realizing this time you can’t cover it up w/ the ‘pneumonia’ excuse …
Right after a 4 billion Powerball win.
There was a kid in our neighborhood whose dad kicked during a poker game.
Any time would be good time for Hillary. Some better than others, though. Into a flaming fireplace would be nice.
During the national anthem while taking a knee.
On stage, during a comedy performance, when people think it’s all part of the act.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkWgBK03jlM
Wiping your ass on a bear cub when momma bear toddles by.
Old joke:
“What’d your Dad do before he died?”
(see picture above) “Argggghhhh!”
izlamo delenda est …
Just before Trump is announced as the winner.
“Wait, wait – I got this one. It’s ‘Bang, Bang, My Baby Shot Me Down’. Right?
Right…?”
While being taken into custody for high crimes and misdemeanors and even treason.