What’s the problem? It looks just like the ride at the closed and abandoned amusement park…
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Yeah, not sure. The angle makes it very hard to tell where the swing is in relationship to the balcony. If it is as it appears, I would give it 5 WTFs.
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There was no warning in the swing instructions about installing it over a balcony railing.
There were? Well, they weren’t in Spanish!
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Depends how much life insurance you have on the kid….and if he’s yours….
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There’s no problem. I can see the net extending out from the balcony railing of the apartment below.
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When you couldn’t earn the Darwin Award BEFORE you procreated . . .
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So?
No guts, no glory.
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I’ll see your four WTF’s and raise you one.
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Abortion was illegal when he was born.
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I think the railing is lined with Velcro which should catch the diaper as the child is teetering on the rail.
The safety of the child has been proven on the CDC computer models.
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Michael Jackson making a comeback?
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If I lived in that shithole I too would swing a sack of potatoes with mock legs and arms.
Anyway, I think the whole thing is contained within the balcony. Notice how the swing goes BELOW the railing. That said, it COULD extend up and outward or the kid could jump, but the vantage point is not sufficient to make the accusation.
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The guy should talk to Eric Clapton.
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@Billy Fuster
Or his Nanny.
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Old fashioned porch swing hooks, driven into the ceiling. Still, that takes guts.
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grool MAY 18, 2020 AT 2:22 PM
“Old fashioned porch swing hooks, driven into the ceiling. Still, that takes guts.”
…they’ll be plenty of guts if that kid ejects to the ground, anything over 4 stories you hit terminal velocity so it might as well be 400 stories, and stuff squirts out of people like dropping a rotten, fleshy, inteststine-filled cantalope from that high, not to mention how the bones break and protrude like old hens spearing Hispanic workers at the chicken slaughter plants…
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I see no problem here. One less screaming snotty nosed brat with its diaper filled in WalMart. Win-win for society.
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Do swings come with seat belts?
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Forget the swing, has he got a mask on? I’m tellin’
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SNS, yep, wish I hadn’t but I’ve seen what “hydrostatic overpressure” does to head, torso, and extremities when body meets concrete at a high rate of speed.
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I can’t bring my self to care…..
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if something should happen, they may be in luck
that’s a very small kid and planned parenthood sells parts
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Circle kid when he hits the pavement.
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It’s the Flying The Flying Wallendas early training program
Ghanaian Pallbearers never sleep.
What’s the problem? It looks just like the ride at the closed and abandoned amusement park…
Yeah, not sure. The angle makes it very hard to tell where the swing is in relationship to the balcony. If it is as it appears, I would give it 5 WTFs.
There was no warning in the swing instructions about installing it over a balcony railing.
There were? Well, they weren’t in Spanish!
Depends how much life insurance you have on the kid….and if he’s yours….
There’s no problem. I can see the net extending out from the balcony railing of the apartment below.
When you couldn’t earn the Darwin Award BEFORE you procreated . . .
So?
No guts, no glory.
I’ll see your four WTF’s and raise you one.
Abortion was illegal when he was born.
I think the railing is lined with Velcro which should catch the diaper as the child is teetering on the rail.
The safety of the child has been proven on the CDC computer models.
Michael Jackson making a comeback?
If I lived in that shithole I too would swing a sack of potatoes with mock legs and arms.
Anyway, I think the whole thing is contained within the balcony. Notice how the swing goes BELOW the railing. That said, it COULD extend up and outward or the kid could jump, but the vantage point is not sufficient to make the accusation.
The guy should talk to Eric Clapton.
@Billy Fuster
Or his Nanny.
Old fashioned porch swing hooks, driven into the ceiling. Still, that takes guts.
grool MAY 18, 2020 AT 2:22 PM
“Old fashioned porch swing hooks, driven into the ceiling. Still, that takes guts.”
…they’ll be plenty of guts if that kid ejects to the ground, anything over 4 stories you hit terminal velocity so it might as well be 400 stories, and stuff squirts out of people like dropping a rotten, fleshy, inteststine-filled cantalope from that high, not to mention how the bones break and protrude like old hens spearing Hispanic workers at the chicken slaughter plants…
I see no problem here. One less screaming snotty nosed brat with its diaper filled in WalMart. Win-win for society.
Do swings come with seat belts?
Forget the swing, has he got a mask on? I’m tellin’
SNS, yep, wish I hadn’t but I’ve seen what “hydrostatic overpressure” does to head, torso, and extremities when body meets concrete at a high rate of speed.
I can’t bring my self to care…..
if something should happen, they may be in luck
that’s a very small kid and planned parenthood sells parts
Circle kid when he hits the pavement.
It’s the Flying The Flying Wallendas early training program