37 Comments on Okay, Smart Guys, What Are Your Million-Dollar Ideas?
Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine.
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I lead a team of engineers to create my MULTI-million dollar idea. The corporation I work for couldn’t figure out how to market it. When the patent ran out our key competitor was waiting with their version already built and sitting in inventory. They are now cleaning our clocks.
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I even checked this out, there are a few patents that would accomplish this, here I thought I was first. Why isn’t there a requirement for a vehicle’s brake lights to come on when a standard transmission vehicle is downshifted to a near complete stop. I’ll bet I’m not alone in having nearly piled into the rear end of a car that damn near came to a complete stop without any indication of even slowing down.
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Something to keep Illinois assholes out of Wisconsin. Those from Illinois who are not assholes will be allowed in—sadly I have not quite figured out the algorithm yet.
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I want a a smart phone app that when I take a picture automatically forces me to put that photo in a work file or a personal file. That is all I want the app to do. Bet it would make a million bucks… but I have been told it’s “Too Simple” lol
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If you want to get rich, legally, do the very opposite of what a liberal, commie, democrat does.
Follow Christ, be honest, and actually Give-A-Shit about others.
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May I humbly suggest adding Peptobismol to that candy necklace?
And tear-off puppy treats for neighborhood walks…
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Travel soap in a tube.
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Strip club inside the airport .. ‘Honey the flights delayed again’
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zipper on a banana
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A string trimmer attached to the outer edge of a lawnmower to trim around beds, trees and fences.
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A shotgun that fires backwards for FJB and his Veep.
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“A string trimmer attached to the outer edge of a lawnmower to trim around beds, trees and fences.”
I want one for the zero turn…which is out there, but I have more needs that this one can wait. BTW, can’t stand weed wacking. I’d push mow two acres before weed wacking the fence line and driveway.
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” already built and waiting ” Did you consider a billboard power pointer?
A GMO’d strain of lawn grass that only grows to 3.5 inches at maturity. The end of lawn mowing forever!
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A Karen & Yolonda remote temporary vocal cord paralyzer.
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@Diogenes
It already exists – taser!
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I remote that would instantly kill any thumpin’ stereo system that is normally blaring, not just at a traffic light, but in a convenience store parking lot, while the asshole owner is inside taking his sweet ass time.
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Last chance! Send your dollar NOW!
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A flush handle on congress.
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those amazing glasses in the memes…..the ones that let you see reality instead of msnbcnn propaganda……
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spell check that would stop people from saying gender instead of sex and vice versa…..would only allow gender for grammar or sex for biology…..
there are – in english – three genders….he, she, and it….but still only two sexes
most romance languages in eu still only have two genders, you cannot say IT in french or german or spanish and probbly many others….even the word THIS has a masculine and a feminine form…..
that’s where freud got all his garbage
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Sensors on your rear bumper that activate an oil slick when someone tailgates you.
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A frequency transmitter on every type of automotive transportation vehicle, which when the engine is started / EV power switch is turned on, would block any type of cell phone use except for 911 calls or it being used as a GPS guide. With all the Big Brother / self-driving crap now being installed this should be an easy task. Any attempt to disable it would render the vehicle useless, only being able to be repaired by a dealer, not covered by any warranty / repair insurance unless it failed naturally. Just think of all the accidents that would be eliminated due to people playing with cell phones while in a moving vehicle.
Jeez, In case you didn’t know, I own a precision machine shop. Have for going on 35 years. We’re really good at what we do. Every year, about three times a year, I have some idiot willing to split the profits on the Perpetual Motion Machine they just invented. There’s been more than a few that I’ve had to LOL at right in front of them.
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Glock-On-A-Rope for the shower or a water proof shower holster.
Ghost Pepper enemas to deliver the China virus jab
Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine.
I lead a team of engineers to create my MULTI-million dollar idea. The corporation I work for couldn’t figure out how to market it. When the patent ran out our key competitor was waiting with their version already built and sitting in inventory. They are now cleaning our clocks.
I even checked this out, there are a few patents that would accomplish this, here I thought I was first. Why isn’t there a requirement for a vehicle’s brake lights to come on when a standard transmission vehicle is downshifted to a near complete stop. I’ll bet I’m not alone in having nearly piled into the rear end of a car that damn near came to a complete stop without any indication of even slowing down.
Something to keep Illinois assholes out of Wisconsin. Those from Illinois who are not assholes will be allowed in—sadly I have not quite figured out the algorithm yet.
I want a a smart phone app that when I take a picture automatically forces me to put that photo in a work file or a personal file. That is all I want the app to do. Bet it would make a million bucks… but I have been told it’s “Too Simple” lol
If you want to get rich, legally, do the very opposite of what a liberal, commie, democrat does.
Follow Christ, be honest, and actually Give-A-Shit about others.
May I humbly suggest adding Peptobismol to that candy necklace?
And tear-off puppy treats for neighborhood walks…
Travel soap in a tube.
Strip club inside the airport .. ‘Honey the flights delayed again’
zipper on a banana
A string trimmer attached to the outer edge of a lawnmower to trim around beds, trees and fences.
A shotgun that fires backwards for FJB and his Veep.
“A string trimmer attached to the outer edge of a lawnmower to trim around beds, trees and fences.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo3v40_6MeY
I want one for the zero turn…which is out there, but I have more needs that this one can wait. BTW, can’t stand weed wacking. I’d push mow two acres before weed wacking the fence line and driveway.
” already built and waiting ” Did you consider a billboard power pointer?
A GMO’d strain of lawn grass that only grows to 3.5 inches at maturity. The end of lawn mowing forever!
A Karen & Yolonda remote temporary vocal cord paralyzer.
@Diogenes
It already exists – taser!
I remote that would instantly kill any thumpin’ stereo system that is normally blaring, not just at a traffic light, but in a convenience store parking lot, while the asshole owner is inside taking his sweet ass time.
Last chance! Send your dollar NOW!
A flush handle on congress.
those amazing glasses in the memes…..the ones that let you see reality instead of msnbcnn propaganda……
spell check that would stop people from saying gender instead of sex and vice versa…..would only allow gender for grammar or sex for biology…..
there are – in english – three genders….he, she, and it….but still only two sexes
most romance languages in eu still only have two genders, you cannot say IT in french or german or spanish and probbly many others….even the word THIS has a masculine and a feminine form…..
that’s where freud got all his garbage
Sensors on your rear bumper that activate an oil slick when someone tailgates you.
A frequency transmitter on every type of automotive transportation vehicle, which when the engine is started / EV power switch is turned on, would block any type of cell phone use except for 911 calls or it being used as a GPS guide. With all the Big Brother / self-driving crap now being installed this should be an easy task. Any attempt to disable it would render the vehicle useless, only being able to be repaired by a dealer, not covered by any warranty / repair insurance unless it failed naturally. Just think of all the accidents that would be eliminated due to people playing with cell phones while in a moving vehicle.
I invented the internet!
X-Ray specs that really work.
Gorilla Tape Band-Aids!
A Killer App: https://newtube.app/user/Marooned/0PEIgTL
Jeez, In case you didn’t know, I own a precision machine shop. Have for going on 35 years. We’re really good at what we do. Every year, about three times a year, I have some idiot willing to split the profits on the Perpetual Motion Machine they just invented. There’s been more than a few that I’ve had to LOL at right in front of them.
Glock-On-A-Rope for the shower or a water proof shower holster.
Ghost Pepper enemas to deliver the China virus jab
Glitter surgical glue
Bob Wins : GORILLA BAND AIDES
IT’ll stick until your skin falls off ©™
Have a Dad who’s a crooked Senator then a crooked V President then a crooked President!
Sell passwords to Classified Servers to Foreign gov’ts!
The Kingdom of North America to replace the US, Canada and Mehico.
More like a Quadrillion Dollar idea.
Has a hollow walking cane that you can fill with your favorite beverage been done yet?
Perfect combination, if you ask me.
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