Yeah, Fur, whenever you sleep tonight, you’re going to dream you’re John Wayne!
“Take that, dopers!”
🙂
You could have saved that for tonight’s soothiness!
Yes! I hate cyclists. They come out to our country roads to ride but if we took our combines and tractors to their cities they’d have a hissy fit !!
He’s needed in the target rich environment of Portlandia!
Can I have an “AMEN” from the choir for Farmwife!
Cycling has its place. Its place is not on the roads made for cars.
The problem with cycling is that they are actually enjoying the demise of the motor vehicle and gloat and become gleeful when they strike a blow to “the earth raping combustable engine” as they take more and more square footage away from vehicles. Vehicles are necessary to people who are not forever alone.
If all cyclists were dressed like they were going to work I’d be in their camp.
But these a-holes are recreating on asphalt meant for things far less frivolous.
I don’t even like motorists who are out for a Sunday drive, but at least the roads were built for cars.
Get the friggin bikes off of them.
I put up with these clowns daily coming and going from my house. And they have serious attitude. And no issues with blocking the entire road. I’ll smile a little now when I face them
I have the same problem. Could have took one out this morning, but would have had to explain why I was late to my Sunday School teacher……
So why do I feel so bad about LMAO.
Excellent!
I like how, when one goes down, he usually takes out at least a few others and before long there’s a whole spandex clusterfuck going on.
BTW, for Duke fans, I noticed that at the end of the video on YouTube, you can watch the full version of “Hondo”.
That is definitely, 1st class funny! It is being forwarded.
I get a few Wayne DVDs every Christmas. A relaxing evening is the Searchers or The Quite Man enjoyed with a glass or two of Drambuie.
I’m glad you said that it was funny. I think the driving public should be able to shoot them with a paint ball gun. I also want them to have a large registration number on their bikes so I can report them to the cops when they weave in and out of traffic. Not cool. When I was younger I saw the car in front of me open his door into a bike which of course crashed into the door. The prick was weaving in and out of traffic. No that was damn funny.
Amen to that! They ride as if they own the roads and no one else belongs. Sometimes I wish I had my old Blazer so I could kathunk a few into the ditch.
I do have the urge to take the John Deere on the freeway with field spikes on it. The thought makes me smile.
Many years ago I saw this happen on Clifton Blvd in Lakewood, OH. The speed limit for cars was 35. Jackass cyclist was hauling it well over the speed limit. Someone parallel parked and flung the car door open.
It was a glorious mess.
It’s the soundtrack…the sountrack!
I once lived on the race course for the first American Grand Prix, in Savannah, 1908. It is berry berry popular for cyclists, and damn narrow, with big live oaks lining both sides. On Saturday and Sunday it becomes a virtual rainbow of fruits in spandex suits.
You have no idea how much I have wanted to sit on my porch and pick them off with my .357 Golden Boy.
That vid gave me an erection.
Great video! It’s too bad there’s not any video of 0bama falling off his girly bike. He’d be the first one John Wayne would drop.
1908? So you’re 107 years old or more? Congratulations on the erection! lol
At my age, you take them when you can get them.
The race was held in 1908, but you knew that, eh?
Yup, Just joking.
🙂
Was the door okay? Really hard to fix a sprung door….
That was very, VERY satisfying. Used to live right on the main route for Tour De Tucson and as bad as race day was, nearly everyday of the year had “fruits in spandex suits” (so stealing that) cruising by the front of our place, training, morning til night. On race day you literally couldn’t go anywhere in an automobile. The Missus and I both used to ride bikes a lot in our younger years, she even competed. Now in our old age, we hate ’em.
And just funny as The Duke shooting as if he were in a shooting gallery, was the soundtrack. “The Good, The Bad. and The Ugly”. Appropriate.
So is it better to shoot the one in front so he crashes and takes out more riders, or start shooting from the back and work you’re way forward so the surviving riders don’t know they’re being taken out one by one?
They should pass a law allowing us to shoot them in the butt with pellet guns if they piss us off.
Or be able to bump them off the road.
I just want to hear them scream.
Reckon we could get ole John to help us out in Ferguson, MO?
Hilarious.
Mrs. Curtain was laughing her head off.
Well, don’t just sit there! Go get her head; it’s rolling down the front steps!
I LOL’ed. Hard!!!!!11111
I live in the country where the city boys like to come and ride their bikes wearing their fancy cycling breaches, helmets and what not.. the problem I have with them is that they are rude and disrespectful of the laws that apply to everyone who uses the roads. they ride in gangs in no passing zones for miles going 15mph backing up autos instead of letting people around them. they run right through stop signs and once I had to stop when I had the right of way to wait on about 30 cyclist who were running the stop sign on a road intersecting the road I was on. if they have the right under the law to use the roads they should obey the laws that apply to them. so I found the video most highly entertaining thank you!
F_ckin’ perfect!
Probably the greatest video ever made.
lol
Yeah, Fur, whenever you sleep tonight, you’re going to dream you’re John Wayne!
“Take that, dopers!”
🙂
You could have saved that for tonight’s soothiness!
Yes! I hate cyclists. They come out to our country roads to ride but if we took our combines and tractors to their cities they’d have a hissy fit !!
He’s needed in the target rich environment of Portlandia!
Can I have an “AMEN” from the choir for Farmwife!
Cycling has its place. Its place is not on the roads made for cars.
The problem with cycling is that they are actually enjoying the demise of the motor vehicle and gloat and become gleeful when they strike a blow to “the earth raping combustable engine” as they take more and more square footage away from vehicles. Vehicles are necessary to people who are not forever alone.
If all cyclists were dressed like they were going to work I’d be in their camp.
But these a-holes are recreating on asphalt meant for things far less frivolous.
I don’t even like motorists who are out for a Sunday drive, but at least the roads were built for cars.
Get the friggin bikes off of them.
I put up with these clowns daily coming and going from my house. And they have serious attitude. And no issues with blocking the entire road. I’ll smile a little now when I face them
I have the same problem. Could have took one out this morning, but would have had to explain why I was late to my Sunday School teacher……
So why do I feel so bad about LMAO.
Excellent!
I like how, when one goes down, he usually takes out at least a few others and before long there’s a whole spandex clusterfuck going on.
BTW, for Duke fans, I noticed that at the end of the video on YouTube, you can watch the full version of “Hondo”.
That is definitely, 1st class funny! It is being forwarded.
I get a few Wayne DVDs every Christmas. A relaxing evening is the Searchers or The Quite Man enjoyed with a glass or two of Drambuie.
I’m glad you said that it was funny. I think the driving public should be able to shoot them with a paint ball gun. I also want them to have a large registration number on their bikes so I can report them to the cops when they weave in and out of traffic. Not cool. When I was younger I saw the car in front of me open his door into a bike which of course crashed into the door. The prick was weaving in and out of traffic. No that was damn funny.
Please send this video to this twitter feed.
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Amen to that! They ride as if they own the roads and no one else belongs. Sometimes I wish I had my old Blazer so I could kathunk a few into the ditch.
I do have the urge to take the John Deere on the freeway with field spikes on it. The thought makes me smile.
Many years ago I saw this happen on Clifton Blvd in Lakewood, OH. The speed limit for cars was 35. Jackass cyclist was hauling it well over the speed limit. Someone parallel parked and flung the car door open.
It was a glorious mess.
It’s the soundtrack…the sountrack!
I once lived on the race course for the first American Grand Prix, in Savannah, 1908. It is berry berry popular for cyclists, and damn narrow, with big live oaks lining both sides. On Saturday and Sunday it becomes a virtual rainbow of fruits in spandex suits.
You have no idea how much I have wanted to sit on my porch and pick them off with my .357 Golden Boy.
That vid gave me an erection.
Great video! It’s too bad there’s not any video of 0bama falling off his girly bike. He’d be the first one John Wayne would drop.
1908? So you’re 107 years old or more? Congratulations on the erection! lol
At my age, you take them when you can get them.
The race was held in 1908, but you knew that, eh?
Yup, Just joking.
🙂
Was the door okay? Really hard to fix a sprung door….
That was very, VERY satisfying. Used to live right on the main route for Tour De Tucson and as bad as race day was, nearly everyday of the year had “fruits in spandex suits” (so stealing that) cruising by the front of our place, training, morning til night. On race day you literally couldn’t go anywhere in an automobile. The Missus and I both used to ride bikes a lot in our younger years, she even competed. Now in our old age, we hate ’em.
And just funny as The Duke shooting as if he were in a shooting gallery, was the soundtrack. “The Good, The Bad. and The Ugly”. Appropriate.
So is it better to shoot the one in front so he crashes and takes out more riders, or start shooting from the back and work you’re way forward so the surviving riders don’t know they’re being taken out one by one?
They should pass a law allowing us to shoot them in the butt with pellet guns if they piss us off.
Or be able to bump them off the road.
I just want to hear them scream.
Reckon we could get ole John to help us out in Ferguson, MO?
Hilarious.
Mrs. Curtain was laughing her head off.
Well, don’t just sit there! Go get her head; it’s rolling down the front steps!
I LOL’ed. Hard!!!!!11111
I live in the country where the city boys like to come and ride their bikes wearing their fancy cycling breaches, helmets and what not.. the problem I have with them is that they are rude and disrespectful of the laws that apply to everyone who uses the roads. they ride in gangs in no passing zones for miles going 15mph backing up autos instead of letting people around them. they run right through stop signs and once I had to stop when I had the right of way to wait on about 30 cyclist who were running the stop sign on a road intersecting the road I was on. if they have the right under the law to use the roads they should obey the laws that apply to them. so I found the video most highly entertaining thank you!