KOCO:
GUTHRIE, Okla. —
Guthrie police had quite the surprise when they pulled over a car with an expired tag – the car turned out to be stolen, and police said they found a canister of radioactive uranium, a rattlesnake, and an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey.
According to Guthrie police, an officer was patrolling the area of the 300 block of Viking Drive on June 25, when he noticed a car with an expired tag. The officer pulled over the car and spoke with the driver, later identified as 41-year-old Stephen Jennings.
Police said Jennings’ driver’s license was suspended, and the car he was driving had been reported stolen. He reportedly told officers that he had a firearm in the center console, and there was a timber rattlesnake in an aquarium in the back seat.
more here
h/t RWF.
Guess he should have bought the non-radioactive uranium.
Aaaaaaand he’s democrat. Yes, you can tell by looking.
Sounds like he wuz traveling with Whiskey Bill and that snake he calls a “wife”!
Suspended license – Check
Stolen car – Check
Rattlesnake – Check
Radioactive uranium – Check
Whiskey – Check
Gun – Check
LET”S PAAARRRTAY!!!! WHOOO HOOO!!!
Word from FLORIDA: “It’s SO ON, OKLAHOMA!”
At least he wasn’t naked
All of the above for Florida man, but he would also be driving naked…
T-Bone, ya beat me to it…
Yeah, we have one moral here in Oklahoma. We wear clothes most of the time.
What happened to the snake?
Well yeah, what do YOU bring to barbecues… just needed some fireworks and arugula salad….
This guy has the potential for a helluva backstory.
I’m fairly certain that’s Aaron Burr…
A man with a plan! I like him already!
From Bobcat: “I’m fairly certain that’s Aaron Burr…”
Nosir, our Aaron would have had enriched plutonium. I got faith in the boy!
One thing was missing – the meth is probably stuffed up his a-hole.
What? That is pretty much how I travel…….. Except my uranium is enclosed!
So now, possession of uranium is illegal? What’s this country coming to?
afaik – all isotopes of uranium are radioactive.
There are no stable isotopes of uranium, just as there are no stable leftist. Also like isotopes of uranium, some lefts are more unstable than others. Problem is the less unstable ones have a longer half-life, so they hang around longer. Omar and AOC appear to be the shorter half-life variety. Pelosi and Nadler examples of the long half-life variety.
Florida Man step aside. Theres a new king.
Is that guy 6’8″?????? sheesh!
“radioactive uranium, whiskey, and a rattlesnake”
There’s a Carnac the Magnificent joke in there somewhere.
Stephen J.! living the high life!
Wuz he driving a De Loran with Mr Fusion on the back of it?
oops – I mean a DeLorean
He’s wearing a green smiley face medallion around his neck on a chain, that’s all you need to know. He must be a happy camper but probably stoned out of his gourd and probably a meth head as well as his woman companion. He could make up a whole episode of Breaking Bad or The X Files all by himself.
@ Lowell…I stand corrected !!!!!
I wonder if the Cop did that TV show move where You dip Your finger
into it and taste it…
…I was WONDERING what happened to Bad Brad…
…just kidding, BB. You know we love you here, and pray for you often…
I haven’t even read the article yet and I know this is going to be GREAT!
Lowell July 11, 2019 at 6:04 pm
You’re close. Our Aaron wouldn’t be seen with a common rattlesnake.
He would have had a cobra.
*snap*
I’m confident that this fellow is actually a Florida Man and just happened to be on a road trip through Oklahoma and Kentucky when he was pulled over.
What, no prostitute?
Rachael, his companion looks more dangerous than the snake, uranium and whiskey combined, sounds.
I think he was fixin’ to make a dirty bomb…and the snake was just his friend named BUBBA!
Sounds like Wirecutter took a road trip. Could not be him no weed.
Kentucky deluxe? What the hell was he thinking?
Sounds like a remake of Repo Man
A classic!
And to top it all off, the dude’s nearly seven feet tall!
I don’t know,he might of had a reason? Or not.
A DeLorean
A Mr Fusion
A Road Trip
2020 Chronicles
As always. . .
Heard Here First
Uranium, whiskey, and a rattlesnake?
I think Oklahoman’s call that Tuesday.
I often carry 43 rabid dogs in a trailer, a pot of radium in my lap, and an open container of mercury.
Why did this guy get arrested?
Ok, NSA, I really only have one rabid rat. Don’t send the task force. I tried to shoot the rat twice, but it’s hard to aim a pistol I don’t own from a bouncing tractor.
Let me make this clear. I don’t own any rabid rats. I have never even seen a rat. Any kind of rat. I do not own any sort of firearm, nor do I own a tractor. I have never even seen a firearm, nor have I ever seen a tractor. I have no idea what radium is, nor uranium, nor plutonium. You people are crazy.
Already been there,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwsSSrKnKO4
he just forgot the wabbits,,,
this is starting to sound like a re-run of ‘Repo Man’
Sometimes it all comes down to choices. Normals would classify as bad choice.
Water Wabbits
Holy Maroly! Thank gawd he didn’t have plastic straws styrofoam too. That combo could’ve been a disaster.
Heh heh heh … stupid cops didn’t find the weed …
It’s his secret to looking 61 while being 41.