He had the need for speed.
An Oklahoma man on methamphetamine went on an exceptional trip Wednesday morning, Tulsa CBS affiliate KOTV reported.
First, cops say Brandon Kirby, 40, stole a pickup truck that was parked at an adult video store in Carthage, Mo., according to Tulsa FOX affiliate KOKI. The car had two passengers, one man asleep in the passenger’s seat and that man’s pet goat, chilling in the bed of the truck, but Kirby was undeterred.
The abducted man and his pet goat had been waiting in the truck while the driver went shopping inside the store, KOTV reported. When the man woke up, Kirby held him at gunpoint and pistol whipped him.
Kirby proceeded to ingest methamphetamine and drive the car from Carthage, about 150 miles south of Kansas City in Missouri’s southwest corner, through Kansas and into Oklahoma, KOKI reported. In rural Creek County, Okla., Kirby decided having company was overrated and dropped the man — and the goat — on the side of the road. This proved to be a mistake, as the man called 911.
ht/ ghost
METH DUDE: “CAN EITHER OF YOU DRIVE?”
GOAT: “NAAAAAAA!!”
OTHER GUY: “ALLAHU AKBAR!!”
Goat was out of beer….
So many questions with this one…
What’s the goat’s name is ONE.
Second, is it a male or…oh nevermind…
Third, how the hell do you drive on meth?!
Four, where was the goat sitting?? Riding Shotgun?
I could go on and on…
Sounds like a Tarentino movie.
The perp had to be headed to Florida.
In Oklahoma, they just call that a Wednesday.
That’s one heck of a headline!
@Horatio P – Ford or GM is more like it?
Billy the Goat was thrashing around in the flat bed! What was his food source?
They drove 150 miles, through three states, and not ONE goat sobriety check?? C’mon.
Thanks @BFH…
I didn’t know muslims visited porn shops and left their car unlocked with their sweetheart in it.
… I got nothin’
all I can come up w/ is Chris Plante’s story about Harry Reid & Vickie the Goat, that Harry kept chained to a radiator in his Congressional office in D.C. & made her wear black stockings & garter belt, w/ high heeled shoes … or was it go-go boots?
Will you carjack on a boat?
Will you carjack with a goat?
OKLAHOMA MAN looks at Florida Man & Kentucky Man (the dog skinner), snorts derisively, and bellows – “HOLD MAH BEER & watch THIS!!!!” 😟😮😲
Now what kind of person could consider a goat to be a pet?😉^^^
This needs a goat eating popcorn gif for a 150 miles…looking through the back pane into the cab.
Wondering, ‘okay guys…who gives in first?’
There’s a movie in there somewhere. Maybe Dinero is interested?
Makes perfect sense
In an earlier time, this guy would be whipped, and then put away on the gallows.
We need a does of the old days.
Hunter Biden was found to be a passenger in a bizarre truck jacking with a man’s pet goat, his pregnant wife had earlier told him to go f++k a goat when he wanted to get freaky with her while pregnant, and he was just trying to appease her wishes. Meanwhile, his baby mommy former stripper/ sex toy manipulator presented as evidence that Hunter had a pet goat ranch funded thru offshore bank accts, says she should be awarded all the funds for the degradation she endured while watching him get off with Baldy, his prize winning billy goat stud.
piss poor meth is it was a “slow speed chase”