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Old Man Noises

Wednesday, 27 September 2023, 20:30 Claudia Uncategorized 10

Actually, it’s just not old men exclusively. Us old women do it, too!

10 Comments on Old Man Noises

  4. No farts, no belches and no loud stomach growling noises that wake you up in the middle of the night. Doc, tears or tears (tares) running down your leg. No loud grunting when on the pot when you’re constipated or just assorted other noises that old guys make. One of the more annoying noises is hearing an old guy telling the same story over and over again when you’ve already heard that same story many times before. And the TV volume up to warp factor 9 because you can’t hear it otherwise, that one drives my kids nuts.

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  5. geoff the aardvark,

    I know what you mean about listening to the same stories over and over. As my brother’s dementia got worse over the last two years, I sighed internally, but acted like I had never heard it before, laughed at the right parts and knew that there would be a time that I would never hear them again.

    He’s been gone a year now and I wouldn’t want him back here to suffer like he did. But I hope that I gave him some joy in his last years, laughing at his stories. He so loved to tell them and see people enjoy them.

    I’ll see him again. Then we can laugh some more.

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  8. I’m a Kellogg’s man or a Rice Krispies kind of guy. Most often or at least EVERY time I get up from seated position there’s numerous Snap, Crackle & Pop noises. Get’s interesting when your replacement parts need replacing.

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  9. Reminded me of a visit to Radio City Music Hall @ Christmas Time when my Dear Old Dad returned from the Ter-let (Brooklyn boy from way back) in the near darkness with a loud AAArgh. The little girl seated in front of me turned in horror to see what caused the sound & that’s most of my memory from that show – NOT the “ROCKETTES” !just Dad’s AARGH & that girl’s face !

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