Sign yourself up for ObamaCare.
Return Michelle to the wild.
Find Anthony Weiner a job.
h/t JR
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Blow your brains out.
Return the No Bell Piece prize on account of not accomplishing a single damn thing on the intended list in which it was awarded for.
Let’s start out easy….Obama, can ya slap yer ass with both hands?…
stfu and listen to trump’s inauguration speech
Say “Islamic terrorism”. Just once.
Admit you’re homosexual and that Mooch is a man.
Own up to your devotion to islam.
Admit it was your goal to damage/destroy the USA.
And drop dead swallowing your own tongue.
Barry, Dr’ Evil has some advice…https://youtu.be/fK8mneO8yvU
Drive that little golf cart into the sunset and disappear.
Let your white half confront your racist black half, asshole.
Leave. Just STFU and leave.
Give yourself a prolapsed rectum by straining too hard on the toilet.
Man up and apologize TO America instead of apologizing FOR America!
Admit having 7 salty almonds a night is code for…
Look directly at your ignorant supporters and tell them the truth.
It’s ok with me if you take the day off.
Stop breathing.
I want you to do precisely what you’ve done for the past 8 years to further the cause of American greatness.
Nothing.
Just fuck off.
Anything he’s done or attempted has turned into a train wreck for our country so please don’t do anything. Don’t even turn out the lights. Just go. Don’t forget your mother in law. She’s up stairs. And that cleaning deposit. Forget about it.
Walk to Hawaii.
Drop dead.
Ann, at least wish it for the day AFTER his final day.
I want no damn holiday named for that imposter. 🙁
Find him dead on a golf course.
Move back to north afreeeka.
issue “full, free, and complete” pardons to every single convict in our prisons on that day…….just so there will be room for the REAL criminals when President Trump decides to start actually enforcing the law…..
also, publish his list of “useful idiot” sycophants in the media, TRUTHFULLY…….
recognize, finally, that his adoption by an indonesian daddie revoked his american citizenship, and try to prove he actually applied for reinstatement as a citizen, and was approved…..lol
volunteer, and, of course! be accepted for the first human mission to mars…..cause who could be better?????
invent a time machine, and go back and force stanley ann to have an abortion…..that failing, beat the kid out of her…..or strangulate it upon birth….thereby creating a paradox the results of which no one can
foresee!!!…suspence!!! excitement!!!
eat crow, duh……
admit he’s actually half white…..but then he’d blame all his failures on his WHITE half…….
take over all the national networks, all the cable channels, and every other outlet he can get hold of, look us all in the eye and say…..SCREW YOU….I WON….AND I DESTROYED YOUR COUNTRY…..AND THERE IS “NOTHING YOU CAN NOTHING YOU CAN NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT”……
(queen reference, just to show i’m not a homophobe)
this is only a partial list…..i’m sure i can come up with more ideas when i’m awake…….
Kiss your ass goodbye.
No, really. Thats what I want to see.
Get the Preparation H and super glue tubes mixed up. With Reggie in the Lincoln bedroom.
Get on a plane with Hill, Bill and butt-ugly Chelsea and have it crash into a mountain.
whenever i think about this piece of crap leaving office, i remember the day he TOOK office…
na na na na…..na na na na….hey hey….goodbye…
yeah, what a classy bunch of a-holes…….
unfortunately, he will be allowed to leave in dignity, on account of WE actually ARE a classy bunch of a-holes…. 🙂
The only fool in the world that could make Jimmie Carter look like an elder statesman. Pack up your mom jeans and various lubricants and hit the bricks.
“MR seretto? AKA Obama, FBI, you under arrest.” pause “Where’s Hillary?”
Tell us where the money came from for all those houses you’ve bought recently.
Make like the Pied Piper and lead your muzzies and would-be sons back to their homelands.
Go “Howard Beale” on us.
Announce that your Presidential Libray and retirement residence will be in Dubai.
I FORGOT TO ADD:
That’s the one trip of yours that the taxpayers would rejoice in paying.
Soak a koran in gasoline, shove it up your traitorous ass, pour 5 gallons on your head, and light a match.
Good riddance.
Go on a well deserved and prolonged vacation.
In Benghazi.
I’d like to hear about the exit speech he did without using a teleprompter…
A Farewell Motorcade through Dallas…
Under medieval English law, you should be hung, drawn, and quartered.
Have Trump walk into the Oval Office and say, “You’re Fired!”