Alabama Senate Race
War is ugly. Political war against the swamp, while accepting their one-sided rules of engagement, is exponential hell. In order to gain victory, you have to be prepared to advance [Read More]
“It’s A Major Award”
Fox is going to air a live performance of “A Christmas Story: The Musical” on December 17th. They’ve lined up Matthew Broderick to be the narrator and Maya Rudolph to be Ralphie’s [Read More]
That time when Rep. Al Green (D-TX) was dating a(n alleged) coke wheure
DC: Texas Democratic Rep. Al Green had sex with a staffer who he said was a drug addict and then sued her when she threatened to go public with claims [Read More]
‘She cannot recover’ Merkel faces ‘imminent demise’ as her party scrambles for new leader
Express UK: The German Chancellor faces the end of her tenure in power, after 12 years at the helm of Europe’s largest economy, according to a key news correspondent. [Read More]
McMuffin 2.0: Former Marine Colonel Lee Busby Launches Last-Minute Establishment Write-In Campaign Against Roy Moore
[…] However, Busby does admit to attending a fundraiser for Jones, though he denies ever donating to the Democrat candidate. Breitbart: Lee Busby, a retired Marine colonel and former aide to White [Read More]
Defiant Al Franken ‘Can’t Say’ He Never Groped a Woman or If More Accusers Will Come Forward
[Al Franken seen groping a globe] Big Gov: With four separate women accusing Al Franken (D-MN) of groping them, the defiant U.S. senator went underground for the long weekend [Read More]
‘She’s Like An Angel’: Child Visiting White House Stunned by First Lady Melania Trump
Breitbart: Schoolchildren at the White House were reportedly in awe of First Lady Melania Trump as she greeted them during a ceremony for the unveiling of Christmas decorations that she [Read More]
Snot Face Sheila Jackson Lee
Someone tried to tell her she had a face leak springing from her batcave, but she shooed them away.
Dating Tips For Prominent Democrats
Kurt Schlichter Editor’s note: This column is satire. We’ve learned so much about what women face in the last few weeks, and you liberal men should take this as an [Read More]
Boston Globe: Trump Still Causing Fear Among Immigrants
Breitbart: The Boston Globe is still fearmongering over President Donald Trump’s policy ideas on immigration with another in a series of articles designed to create fear among the nation’s immigrants. The paper writes of [Read More]
Eco-Terrorist Explains Why She Tried To Kill An Oil Pipeline
Daily Caller: An eco-terrorist responsible for sabotaging an oil pipeline in North Dakota suggested Saturday that shutting down the multi-billion dollar line was necessary to defuse the ticking time bomb [Read More]
The Attack of the 50 Foot Acronym – LGGBDTTTIQQAAP
The “I am special because I’m filled with contrived sexual ambiguity” crowd has expanded their acronym. It is now: LGGBDTTTIQQAAP If I could give them a little advice, maybe they [Read More]
Cokie Roberts Suggests Lower Class Women Excuse Moore Because They Are Used To Being Raped
Daily Caller: A guest on ABC’s “This Week” Sunday suggested that some women don’t believe sexual harassment claims because they are used to much worse treatment. Veteran journalist Cokie Roberts [Read More]
France Set To Make ‘Gender-Based Insults’ Illegal
DC: French President Emmanuel Macron announced a number of measures to combat violence against women Saturday, including a fine on “gender-based insults.” Macron marked the International Day for the Elimination of [Read More]
Massage Envy Faces Accusations of Inappropriate Touching From 180 Women
Buzzfeed is running an investigative feature on the nationwide chain Message Envy. They claim over 180 women accused the therapy giant of inappropriate touching and outright sexual assault. More I’m [Read More]