Parisians to ‘take a sh*t’ in Seine ahead of Olympic Games.
Metro.UK:
Protesting – in particular, radical acts of rebellion – are embedded in the French’s relationship with the government.
And next on the list is the £1.2 billion state-backed plan to clean up the Seine in Paris ahead of this summer’s Olympic Games.
People are now organising a ‘sh*t flashmob’ in the river on the day that president Emmanuel Macron and mayor of Paris, Anne Hidalgo, promised to take a swim in it to prove that their efforts are not in vain. more
What, it’s a Baby Ruth?!?
Yeah well itz France!
BYW the fish are fukkin in it too!
The hell of it is that 95% of Parisians would still benefit from bathing in it
They’ll have to be sure and eat a lot of rich food so they get floaters
^ Of course, that won’t be a problem for most Parisians, know what I’m Seine?
*ba da SPLAT*
I would fly over and participate but I would have to go to Paris, which sucked even in the 80s.
Newsflash: Latest intelligence confirms that a bunch of right wing extremists are now planning a ‘soap and deodorant flashmob’ in the river. President Emmanuel Macron and mayor of Paris, Anne Hidalgo, have called off the event
Did they invite joey, the Pope and Al Roker to be the master poopers of ceremony?
If they really wanted to send a message to their dense dunce “Jupiter”, they need to pelt his limousine with merd, obscuring all its windows.
This will backfire on them.
The third world visitors will think they’ve embellished cultural norms.
We see London, we see France dropping their underpants. This is totally crass, without class and the frogs can kiss our ass. The frogs are totally in Seine and a total pain in the ass.
@Carl Spackler: The French version is “is that a deuce or chocolate mousse?”