Don’t like INFLATE-gate?
How about Kraft Services?
New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft on Friday was charged with two counts of soliciting prostitution at a Florida spa — and cops say there’s video.
Kraft, 77, is accused of paying for sexual acts at Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Jupiter, located about 90 miles north of Miami. His name was among more than a dozen who were charged.
Police said they have Kraft, and others, on video receiving the sexual acts and that he participated in prostitution in Florida two separate times.
The spa had been shut down after a months-long investigation revealed women were participating in “sexual servitude,” TC Palm reported, citing arrest records. Nine other spas in Orlando, Palm Beach County and Treasure Coast had also been shut down as part of the investigation.
Police said the suspects paid between $59 and $79 for services.
LOLOL. Nice title.
Also, “TC Palm” heehee
…”INFLATE gate”?
…that’s NOT how blow jobs are SUPPOSED to work, it isn’t meant LITERALLY…
…also, it seems like it would need to be a blow-up buddy to qualify for the “inflate gate” moniker otherwise….
I think this guys being set up because he’s a good friend of DJT.
Happy Ending at the Orchids of Asia
I imagine Kraft’s lawyers submitting video of their own, like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoHQNbGfRDs.happyending
“Police said the suspects paid between $59 and $79 for services.”
…Chumps. They probably could have gotten it for less from some young Democrat like Ocasio-Cortez…
…or SUPER cheap from Jussie Smollet, if they wanna roll THAT way, he needs the cash real bad just right now…
My wife first told me it was Belichick. That would have really surprised me. Kraft kind of surprises me too. What the hell is he doing? Billionaire owner of the Super Bowl Champions, and he’s paying $59-$79 for a BJ from a strip mall hooker?
*Kraft Services*…REALLY, now, BFH, thats just tacky…😁
…was Seymour Butts involved?
They say the girl who bobbed Kraft really knew her craft — which was to bob Kraft
I won’t pay more then $9.99 for an all you can eat asian buffet….’80 bucks, luv you long time”…
Adam Schefter says there are bigger names to be dropped in this.
@Supernightshade
Why not go for the gusto and get the Brown Bobber herself, Kamala Harris
They say there was even a little catchphrase to honor her
“I’d pop a fly for a Kamala”
…I thought about it, @callmelennie, but Kamel only does it for POLITICAL gain, and Mr. Sports Guy doesn’t offer that…
Sounds fishy. I bet this is only the Left’s attempt to get the heat off of Smellit.
I’m a little surprised about this. A man with Kraft’s money would usually have a personal manservant/secretary who would take care of all the arrangements of this sort of thing and do so quietly and not expose his boss to any possible negative consequences.
“Sounds fishy. I bet this is only the Left’s attempt to get the heat off of Smellit.”
…probably SMELLED fishy too, @Lt. Bradshaw, at least at the time…
Masturbate-gate.
Fellate-gate.
Auto-erotic asphyxiate Gate.
The NFL is built on thugs and paid in whores
Kraft’s real crime? Being friendly with President Trump. How many Trump associates are wearing orange jumpsuits for petty crimes? And the media trumpets blare loudly. Cuz. Trump.
That and patriot jealousy driven hatred.
Wait till u guys see these “orchids”…. Even my dog would walk away..
No White House reception for you!
Seems like a billionaire widower could find more upscale accommodations for getting a hand job, unless that whole gritty strip mall “me rub you rong time” thing is part of the thrill for him.
I still think he got targeted because he’s a friend of Trump’s though.
Another article today tells of how DOJ bent all the rules to protect Bill Clinton’s pal, Epstein, from Orgy Island. 30 under age girls raped and the FBI protected him.
Fellate Gate
Money can’t buy you common sense.
Spank gate
Yet pot is legal
If this turns out to be true, then he’s an idiot. A billionaire could get the best of the best very discreetly, why pay street whore prices?
This sounds like an excellent use of police resources.
Sex between consenting adults is not a crime.
Providing a personal services for money is not a crime.
Why is providing the personal service of sex a crime?
The article said $79 per hour. What did they do for the other 55 minutes?
Would not be surprised to see Bob Mueller ask to interview Mr. Kraft. The sharks are circling, the scent of blood is strong and ultimately leads to the White House.
Uncle Al, it makes you wonder why blue states haven’t already made prostitution legal, just think of all the money they could get, permit fees, license fees, inspection fees, taxes on their services and income.
$79 is cheaper than Stormy Daniels and probably prettier too.
Plus, no NDA. She wouldn’t know Bob Kraft from Spongebob even though she probably lives off his Mac and Cheese.
Best spoof review of the “spa” –
“I went to the Atlanta branch but was disappointed when she gave up 3/4 of the way through my session!”
59 and 79, what no 69? Kraft got two bjs and went back and gave Brady one.
Krafty Beaver