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Peanutbuzzer Sandwiches

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Despite peanut butter already being so popular that it is in 94 percent of American households, Steem Peanut Butter intends to take the iconic staple even more popular by adding the caffeine of two cups of coffee to each serving.  – [Breitbart CA]

11 Comments on Peanutbuzzer Sandwiches

  1. I’m cheap. I buy caffine pills. 100 for less than $5 bucks. 100 mg.
    1 is a cup of coffee in caffine. I work in the ER there is no time to drink coffee.
    So I don’t have to buy coffee or soda or now PB.

  2. And then after eating this caffeine laced monstrosity they wash it down with a Red Bull or similar energy drink. YUCK! I don’t need peanut butter giving me cardiac arrest. Leave my peanut butter alone, it’s best with homemade raspberry jelly and nothing more.

  3. I wish I were a billionaire. I would have a steam punk office where I wear goggles and yank on big levers, turn cranks and shout into tubes and yell things like:
    “Phelps, new product idea: Caffeine Sandwiches! Put some caffeine into sandwiches, and get it on the market STAT!, Damn you Phelps, I don’t care how! I don’t know, use Peanut Butter, there. Get it done.” Then I would crank some cranks and yell into another tube:
    “Nelson! Wake up down there, I want that bacon fat aerosol product ready for testing by noon on Friday. Yes, you miscreant, I still want the label to say ‘Muslim Repellent’. What’s that? No you Idiot. Have the bacon smell Tripled not Doubled! Of course it stinks to High Heaven, you dolt. I don’t want them to stroll away slowly, I want them to run screaming into the night!”
    I gotta play the lottery more often.

  4. I know a geologist that made PB & Instant Coffee sandwiches on field expeditions in college. They didn’t want to waste pack weight on water for coffee…

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