Newser: The latest cream flavor to come out of something called “the Oreo Wonder Vault” has consumers wondering why their poop suddenly looks like it could’ve come from a unicorn. Two weeks ago, Oreo released a limited edition of its cookie with a vanilla shell and a filling flavored like the love-it-or-hate-it marshmallow candy Peeps, reports
One reviewer claims the filling is the same one used in the Marshmallow Crispy Oreos, but with one major difference: It’s bright pink and appears to turn your mouth—and even your dung—bright pink, too. “My spit looks like Pepto-Bismol” hours after eating the cookies, one Twitter user complains, per Delish. Adds another, “My roommate ate a whole pack of Oreo Peeps and left a pink stain in the toilet.”
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I could think of worse effects, like making it stink worse.
“I could think of worse effects, like making it stink worse.”
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Why would that be worse? LOL
The USN used to have pouches of “purple” bug
juice. IE Navy koolaid. If you drank that your
dung would come out a bright green. It was
hilarious.
Pink poop would be pretty scary.
Extra stinky pink poop even more so.
Get back to me when someone shows there’s a link with colorectal cancer. Then I’ll worry about it.
Has the Pink Panther heard about this?
“No animals, or vegetables or any natural things were harmed in the making of this product”
Red beets for dinner.
Pink Peeps for desert.
Watch the fun begin!
Reboot,
We had the same government issued “bug juice” koolaid in the USCG. We called the purple stuff GTMO Grape.
It’s an LBGT plot. You’ll piss purple, poop pink, get a My Little Pony tattoo – next thing ya know you’re dressing like the Village People and putting up Hillary 2020 signs on your front lawn.
The government should launch a research project worth tens of millions of dollars to look into this. After all, thanks to government funding, we know all about asparagus pee.
When is my next mandated drug test? I reaaaaaallly wanna mess with them…
“My roommate ate a whole pack of Oreo Peeps and left a pink stain in the toilet.”
Now I’ve heard it all.
@Brooke
Fresh roasted beets will turn your poop and pee bright red.
That should shake them up.
Peeps are disgusting, nothing but pure sugar. UGH! The only thing worse is candy corn which is melted ear wax infused with sugar. Double ugh!
Pepto Bismol turns your stool very black (it has bismuth in it)–I say eat a whole pack of these Oreos and drink a bottle of Pepto Bismol and go to the ER!
So how come I still like strawberry koolaid which we called bug juice in the Navy. I’ve never had any problems with it coloring my poop. There were worse things like curdled milk from the milk machines when we started running out of fresh supplies and it was time for an Unrep (underway replenishment). I know because when I was shit canned as a messcook I was in charge of filling the milk machines on the mess deck. There’s nothing worse than curdled milk, it’s gross.
Or… just haul out the telescope and watch Uranus turn red…
A pink stain in the toilet is better than a brown one. I guess.
MJA, you’re killing me with that little girl lately. I look forward to seeing her more and more. LOL
That little girl has been treated worse than a red-headed step child.
Looking forward to a long future of ‘shop abuse on her.
Wait……What…?
Didn’t Oreos bother to test this before releasing it? NOW I’m scared.
Whoever ends up doing the Gay Wedding cakes will think it’s Christmas all year. Also the whole Pink bowl thing, thats got to have em lickin their Lips.
I need to go barf now.
TMI
And to add that the citric acid level of the bug juice
koolaid was so high we used it to clean the monel
shitters on submarines and descale the urinal drains by
soaking.
I believe it was red bug, yellow bug, green bug, and purple bug.