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She was calling Dominion to see if they could change the score to favor her favorite team.
She’s yelling at her illegal immigrant maid for picking up the wrong flavor of Ben and Jerry’s. Looks like her pay is getting docked… again.
Man O man, I watched her press briefing on the spending bill today and I’d have to say that it’s gonna be a horse race between her and Biden to see who gets retired by dementia first.
On the humor front: I think she’s calling Polident to bitch about the bubblegum flavored denture cream
“Whaddaya mean it all melted?! I told you to set the ice cream freezers to ZERO!! Huh? No, not zero Celsius! ZERO Fahrvegnugen, you twit!”
She’s canceling payment on the check for the shooter that was supposed to get them at practice.
Those commentators…really? Pelosi is a big sports fan? Not even paying attention.
Can’t tell what she’s saying. Too much botox freezing up her mouth while she tries to keep her dentures from slipping.
“Lishen up fella…Do you know who thish ish??!! Thash right. Nanshy goddam Peloshi, Shpeaker of the Housh. An’ I am shick and f—kin’ tired of thish “F—k Joe Biden” shit. You better get some muscle out there an’ shut that shit right down, or you might ash well not come in to work Monday…or Shaturday, or Shunday, or when the f—k it is you work again, goddamit.”
SENATOR MANCHIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
“Pill box raccoon wash board steeple chase Spinoza waffle pig walnut sneaker tree wire dyke polyphenol basilica elm baklava”
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Drinker of the Housh
“I can’t find my titz!”
“Yes Chairman Xi. I know I screwed up. Please don’t kill me. I swear I will destroy America. Give me another chance.”
“Look, it’s windy here! What? Of course I’m having a bad hair day. You would too. Well, crap my ass! NOW you’re telling me this new hair dye will wash out in the rain??”
Listen Lucifer, STFU or I’m sending Hillery down there to deal with you personally…got that you weak ass wanker?
Either that or she’s ordering more babies for supper.
“…And I’m telling YOU the left eyebrow is STILL an inch higher than the other one!! I don’t care if it DOES take a few weeks! I’m the god damn Speaker of the Housh, god dammit!!
The cameras used to LOVE mee! I can’t have half my face drooping over the podium every time the cameras are on ME! Now the whole country is laughing! You better FIX THIS, Andre!”
“The killer is INSIDE the White House…”
I can read lips.
She’s saying…..I don’t know….
Crap! No wonder I can’t make sense of it. Those aren’t real lips!
She was yelling at the ice cream delivery guy.
“I said raspberry swirl vanilla you asshole!!”
No big deal. She is a liberal, so she is always pissed.
LocoBlancoSaltine
SEPTEMBER 30, 2021 AT 4:12 PM
“The killer is INSIDE the White House…”
He certainly IS. Currently pretending to be President. He’s killed tens of thousands eith his lies, and will kill millions more before its over.
Nancy’s only pissed his body count is higher than hers. She’s afaid satan will like him bettee.
She’s ordering Planned Parenthood to double the killing.