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Pepperidge Farm’s parent company Campbell Soup has issued a warning that due to “supply constraints” there may be a shortage of their cookies on store shelves this holiday season.
The issue has to do with labor shortages due to the coronavirus pandemic and the increase in demand for cookies as more people remain in their homes, Campbell’s Chief Executive Officer Mark Clouse said on an earnings call, according to Bloomberg News.
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Warnings like this insure their own fruition; all will be sold out this week. Think toilet paper and ChinaVirus.
What? No Pepperidge Farm cookies? Well then cancel Christmas and New Year’s too (sulking).
THESE ARE ESSENTIAL JOBZ!!!
Never let a crisis go to waste. Exploit fear and create a false demand for your product.
If you are eating store bought cookies, you are not doing Christmas right.
Why the hell would you eat Pepperidge farm cookies when there is ham and pecan pies?
That’s okay because while Pepperidge Farm Remembers Not my Pediphile Joe Biden won’t so he ain’t gonna miss them.
Pedophile, I meant Pedophile! Where the heck is spell-check when you need it?
Because 2020 isn’t fucked up enough.
We’re just here to ratchet up the dempanic.
I can live without their overpriced cardboard cookies. Nice try with the Dempanic. I will bake my own stuff, thankyouverymuch.
Peprige Fahm!
I bake my own cookies. They are illegal in most states. 🙂
Take the cookies, leave the toilet paper.
@ Old
I remember that old coot on the Pepperidge Farm commercials: Pepridge Fahm Frozhen Apple Turnovers.
OHHHH, this may explain the wife’s actions lately.
Mr. Hector – Yeah I always thought they were good commercials! Direct and to the point. They promoted the product for what it was without the need for any Social commentary.
I’ll just buy the Partridge Farms ones from the $1 store. Close enough.
Campbells and Bloomberg news together equals disaster! So easy to figure out. Goya they are NOT!
This country has serious problems all caused by Commie Pinkos, and people are concerned with store bought cookies? 🤔 We are going off the deep end. 🤨
Now, if you told me that Ghirardelli’s baking chocolate wasn’t going to be available, I’d be worried.
It’s always advisable to purchase one’s critical confection ingredients many weeks ahead of Christmas before the throngs of Democrats realize they’re out of time and raid the store.
This year’s to make list:
Great grandmother’s cinnamon rolls
Fudge
Sugar cookies
Kolaches
Christmas – bring it!
Cookie monsters are not going to like this.
Wanna bet the ChiComs are behind this?!
Way overpriced. 6 or 8 cookies for 5 bucks. no way.