PETE BUttige zzzz…zzz…zzzzzzz….zzzzzzzz – IOTW Report

PETE BUttige zzzz…zzz…zzzzzzz….zzzzzzzz

NBC talking heads acknowledge that Buttigeig is “low energy,” and “kind of boring.”

 

37 Comments on PETE BUttige zzzz…zzz…zzzzzzz….zzzzzzzz

  1. “PETE BUttige zzzz…zzz…zzzzzzz….zzzzzzzz”

    …are you SURE that isn’t just the sound of the vibrator his “husband” implanted last night?

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  2. Benito the Bombed Beaner MAY 8, 2019 AT 1:20 PM

    “AND THE FIRST MAN HOSTING TEA PARTIES AND EASTER EGG HUNTS??”

    ….I wouldn’t let a child NEAR the dark, damp places these perverts are likely to shove their “easter eggs”…

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  3. toby miles MAY 8, 2019 AT 1:29 PM

    “He’s a homosexual and he can’t measure trash trucks or alleys.”

    …those things are related, because he believed his “husband” when he said what he had for him was 18″…

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  4. Does the US really need a third gay POTUS???
    I can count….
    1. Buchanan
    2. Barry
    and Petie would make three.

    If he wasn’t gay no one would be talking about Buttigeig.

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  5. “You know, you don’t see a lot of candidates on the national stage like him” – you know, guys that like to put mens’ genitals in their mouth and anus…I wonder why that is?

    Yeah, I don’t wonder that at all.

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  6. The only reason he got into the race is because he is gay and he thinks that would make a good VP candidate. Which he believes will give the DemocRATS street cred with the gay community.

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  7. Billy Fuster
    MAY 8, 2019 AT 2:15 PM
    “His motto could be “Buttigieg – – Willing to bend over and take one for the country”.”

    …makes you wonder what his REAL strategy would be for dealing with Putin…

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  8. Tracy MAY 8, 2019 AT 3:04 PM
    ‘Maybe, an exclamation point after his name could make him more exciting.’

    …that, and some brisk Guacamole sales could put him over the top, right? Didn’t that work BEFORE against President Trump? Oh, yeah, PRESIDENT Trump, never mind…

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  9. Would turning his buttplug to “volume 11” make him more energetic? 😮

    On second thought, I don’t wanna know. 🤢

    On third thought, I don’t care! 🤮

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  10. I asked Mr. Bean “Why do you like the taste of poo, let alone the smell of poo?” He replied ” Oh Teddy, it’s who I am, my identity is a sex act! and I want to be president!!”
    I asked him if the Easter eggs will have poo on them and he said “Oh Teddy!”

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