Breitbart: Former presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg (D) is stepping outside the political box following his failed presidential bid and will take a crack at the late-night scene, guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday.
[…] Buttigieg told Today’s Craig Melvin that he and his husband plan to have some “time away” and promised to “make myself useful in new ways” after that. However, he added that he was “going to have some fun first” and announced his upcoming late-night performance, touting a “great slate of guests.”
“Sir Patrick Stewart’s coming on — we’re very excited about that,” Buttigieg said.
“Hopefully some funnier minds than mine will be doing some writing for that,” he said of the monologue. “It’s going to be fun.”
“The thing about coming off a presidential campaign is you have been focused on one thing and one thing only,” he added. “It’s nice to be able to zoom out and just come back at life.” more
SNIP: He thought he was funny?
So… more butch, for a night?
I can just hear the opening monologue…
“Take my husband, PLEASE!”
apologies to Henny Youngman
Peter Butt should have his own show. What would you call it? The Perv Griffin Show? The Bonin’ O’Brien Show? Alfred E Two Men And A Baby? Peter Appauling Mary?
Chalupa never fails to disappoint. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
“It’s nice to be able to zoom out and just come back at life…”
Maybe you’d better zoom back in and be a campaign surrogate for the guy you endorsed, Pete. He’s floundering.
This is all it took to get him to quit the campaign?
“is you have been focused on one thing and one thing only”
getting into his boyfriends butt?
I sure hope “touting” means the same thing to faggots as it does to the rest of us…
After hearing him nag like the worst of church ladies, I have no reason to believe he has any sense of humor.
Aren’t there way too many show celebrating La Vida Homo for him to be welcomed on? Singing duets with Ricky Martin, buckle rubbiing with RuPaul, waxing philosophical with John Waters…. come on, this guy’s a national treasure! (sarc x10)
“…will take a crack at……’
I see what you did there, BFH…………
“make myself useful in new ways”
Ya wanna make yourself useful? I got some ideas for ya.
Here. How long can you hold your breath underwater?
Lemme help ya set a record by holding your head under the water.
Or maybe check out this stuck wood chipper. Head first.
Catch a bullet with yer teeth?
It will be a total cry fest!
Just- why???
I guess this furthers my conspiracy theory about Kimmel being involved with the CIA…
…Ya know like Pete Bootyboi is.