Earl of Taint: While we work here at WTTRG/EOT just for the bloody good fun of it, our highly skilled and professionally accredited Image Manipulators (“Imanips”) also accept lucrative (mid 2 figures, typically) commercial assignments. We thought we’d share a recent project (all client references removed) where we were asked to enhance an original photo, in order to sell more boots. Go see
I’m amazed the stiletto heals didn’t buckle.
…heels…
Baiting us into seeing the ‘before’ picture nears being evil.
Used to call them CFM Boots in NYC back in the day.
I just calculated the PSI of a 3/8 diameter stiletto heel with a 365 pound line backer wearing them. It calculates to exactly much more than that wooden floor would support.
There’s a before pic? I’m still looking at the after pic.
Great moogly moose, I should have know better than to look.
That’s Nassy
Thanks, was just sitting down for breakfast. Suddenly lost my appetite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn977W9HjWM
Well done! Genius! You turned a rare bipedal gnu into a long-haired sexy kitten!
They’ve been gone for over a year; and yet, the smell lingers.
Screw the boots. I want to see how they managed to get that gelatinous tub of guts into that outfit. Slathering that sow in Crisco and muscling away with pry bars had to be a sight to see.
Oh man! It always scares me to click an EOT site link. And yet I always do…and remain scared!
Looks like Mooch and Barry are both in that suit. Or maybe Mooch and Prince Charles.
Oh, God! The rip in the pants. Must have been from organgrinder’s pry bars!
*Shudder*
Wow! And I wasted my life as a plumber …
izlamo delenda est …
@Brad
I have seen softwood (pine) floors with stiletto heel dents in them. The homeowners were pissed – usually a guest does the damage.
No warning?🤬🤬
May a pox be upon you!!
More poxes? I got poxes upon poxes up in here!
Run it over with a bulldozer might be an improvement.😉👍
Jethro,
That has happened to the wife and I in knew home we purchased durring a house warming party.