Photographer Named Jerko Says 16 Year-old Melania Didn’t Radiate Energy Through Her Eyes – IOTW Report

Photographer Named Jerko Says 16 Year-old Melania Didn’t Radiate Energy Through Her Eyes

Saturday, 21 April 2018, 2:24 BFH Uncategorized 23

This was 1986. Madonna was the thing, even in Slovenia.

Radiating low energy was more the rage. (Jeb might’ve missed his calling.)

image ©stane jerko

It doesn’t matter now, what matters that she’s first lady, stunning, yet magazines still do not put her on their covers.

Meanwhile, the sweaty, scowling bowling pin shaped mess, who had the worst fashion sense I have ever seen in a first lady, was on every cover imaginable. She radiated bitterness through her eyes.

Newsweak claims Moose was only on 12 covers in 8 years. Are they high?

Here is a Bing image search. I only screenshot the first 12 hits. There were pages with dozens of images on each page.

ht/ fdr in hell

 

 

23 Comments on Photographer Named Jerko Says 16 Year-old Melania Didn’t Radiate Energy Through Her Eyes

  1. Mooch-God help me, but that’s a punchable face.

    She radiated hatred in every thing she did.

    Melania, yep, all of ‘86 Europe was the madonna look, I was there. Don’t forget Levi 501s. You could sell a worn pair there for over 150 bux.

    16

  2. If I published a magazine there is no one I’d rather have on my cover. In fact, that gives me an idea, maybe I’ll call her up…..nevermind, it would never work.

    5

  3. Moochell couldn’t pull of Melania’s over her shoulders signature coat “drape.” She’d look like a linebacker on the sidelines in a rain gear poncho on any given Sunday.

    29

  9. THE LEFT IS SO JEALOUS OF MELANIA, IT’S HILARIOUS TO WATCH!

    Whatever is positive, they turn into a negative.

    🔥 SHE’S HOT!!! 🔥 –Everyone in the world ogles her and they know it!

    14

  12. In the words of the immortal Brother Dave Garder:

    “Her Beauty lies
    between her eyes.”

    (pauses and smiles, while giggles and laughter ensue)

    “You’re thinkin’ of the Southern version.”

    🙂

    9

  13. I did a quick count, not including The Enquirer, and Shelly O was on about 85 covers.
    The only cover Melania has been on is Vogue’s Mexican edition.
    Really not surprising considering who runs the magazine industry. Almost all of the magazines are owned by Conde Nast, Hearst and Time, Inc. All leftist, agenda pushing outfits.

    9

  14. Regardless of the count of Mooch cover-pics, I think it’s fair to say that it never helped. She’s still “the sweaty, scowling bowling pin shaped mess”. (<——!!!!!!)

    I'd like to point out that Mooch's hairstyles look "appropriated" to me.

    11

  20. Hey, Reboot! I was stationed in the UK in the mid-70’s and when I’d go to London, I’d always be wearing Levis 501’s. I can’t tell you the number of times I’d be offered $100 for my pants. The first time, I asked them what I was supposed to wear and they said they would swap their pants plus the $100. I wasn’t about to wear some Euro-fag’s crab infested pants the rest of the day. I thought about carrying spare pants but didn’t want the trouble. Also, we could buy a carton of American cigarettes on base for $2.25 and sell them in London for $40. That was big money back then. We were only allowed to buy two cartons every week and had to have a ration card punched at the base tobacco store. If you needed your car worked on and the mechanic couldn’t get to it for two weeks all you had to do was pull out a carton of American cigs and they would fix it while you waited. It was like having bars of gold.

    6

Comments are closed.

iOTWreport.com ©2024 ----- iOTWreport is not responsible for the content of comments. All opinions in comments are solely the commenter's.