US park officials have asked visitors to stop licking psychedelic toads, warning that anyone seeking a hallucinogenic high from the wart-covered amphibians is more likely to end up seriously ill.
The National Park Service posted cautionary messages on social media last week against licking Sonoran Desert toads, a practice long depicted on popular animated television shows including “The Simpsons” and “Family Guy.”
“As we say with most things you come across in a national park, whether it be a banana slug, unfamiliar mushroom, or a large toad with glowing eyes in the dead of night, please refrain from licking,” said park officials.
The toads — among the largest in North America, at nearly seven inches (18 centimetres) long — secrete a potent toxin from their glands which “can make you sick if you handle the frog or get the poison in your mouth,” they wrote. more
Furthermore, if you’re a Democrat, please confine your licking to toilet seats and Biden’s ass. Also, get away from me.
Regular toads are OK though right?
Lick away you fing idiots.
Also, don’t chew the gum you peel off the bottom of restaurant tables.
As they say, “take only pictures, leave only footprints,” on said psychedelic toads.
Also, don’t eat the yellow snow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLIppgE45wM
Pharm out, man.
You realize your being played, right?
Nobody goes frog licking . . .
except for the Money Grubbers.
You know, the ones that make CAPITOL off the licking.
A self-licking ice cream cone
Speaking of being played . . .
Big FU to LocoBlacoSaltine, DaveVa, Erik the ne’er, Old Racist White Woman and Tony R.
^^^The “Underminers”
It was predicted, here, about 3 months back to watch out for the Fakes. The Plastics. That they would try to instigate a fued internally. 2 months ago they quietly started. It was all observed and documented.
Dana Perino, the plastic fake, is one of the frontmen.
Yesterday, on another thread “Midterm Post Mort…ReeEEE Stream”, some of our very own internal subverting underminers got EXPOSED in the Light for who they really are . . . a bunch of intolerent, backstabbing, lashout losers that they ALWAYS were.
Stop trying to save idiots from themselves.
“…anyone seeking a hallucinogenic high from the wart-covered amphibians is more likely to end up seriously ill.”
So why warn them?
PS: Andy Capp…go lick a toad.
just like willie browns dick
Those lying bastards, they want to keep all the toads to themselves
We thot you was a toad …
So NOW they tell me?
I got your toad right here…
If you rub a toad on your camera, will it take psychedelic pictures?
What a REAL Toad Licker looks like . . .
(found offsite and thought Uncle Al may enjoy)
here https://citizenfreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/fetterman-senate.jpg
PS: Can we call the small one Mitt? or Mitch?
Mittch Fetterman , United States Senatoads
Lick, Lick, Lick That Booty
PPS: Also, the above pic was found in the wild. Props to the Owner.
This ain’t nothing. Hell, back in 63 I was smokin banana peels in Haight Ashbury.
Say what?
NOVEMBER 10, 2022 AT 2:53 PM
“This ain’t nothing. Hell, back in 63 I was smokin banana peels in Haight Ashbury.”
https://youtu.be/RfaNi3WrTC0
STOP LICKING THE TOADS & THEN VOTING IN PA!!!!
And all this time I’ve been shoving toads up my ass!
Well, I knew (like with some other things) you either lick em or stick em up your ass …
STOP LICKING THE TOADS! YOU ARE MAKING THEM GAY!