Please Tell Me This is a Joke

24 Comments on Please Tell Me This is a Joke

1. its a floor polish AND a dessert topping

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2. this is mistake right?

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3. Aunt Jemima done gone ’round de bend since dey dropped her off de box head first!

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4. She failed to mention her family generation’s life spans were about thirty-five years because of liver failure.

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5. Soul food!

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6. OMG– Auntie Fee’s Sink Chicken! If you’ve never seen her videos, you’re in for a treat! She passed away, unfortunately, so she won’t be making any more, but you can find her on YouTube.

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7. I think I’ve posted this before… but:

   I gets home, get out of the car and the neighborhood smells like someone got a new hot tar roof today.

   I goes inside and gal who is renting a room is there with a couple friends. They offer me some fried chicken. They are telling me how good it tastes. I was out of peanut oil and asks them if they fried it in lard. I knew I had a few blocks of lard in the deep freezer in the garage and figured she found it there.

   Nope, we fried it in lemon oil.

   Hmmm…. Lemon oil. That doesn’t ring a bell, where did you get lemon oil, Safeway?

   Oh no, it was in the cabinet over the automatic laundry.

   The hell you say? I keep cleaning supplies up there, what would something that belongs in the pantry be doing in there? Did you use it all? Nope, we only used about a third and put ithe bottle back where we got it from.

   Well, by God I don’t know how it ended up over the automatic laundry, but it sure doesn’t belong there.

   I’ll put it in the pantry where it belongs.

   Are you sure you put it back, I don’t see it.

   It’s right here.

   Fuck me Kate, if they hadn’t fried a yard bird in Formby’s Lemon Oil and had eaten everything but the bones and a wing.

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8. Oh my God, I loved Auntie Fee. That was the first think I thought of when I watched this.

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9. JD, I loved her, too. She had a tough life (her fault) but came out on top.

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10. Pulling chicken back out of the disposal? They can get pretty nasty. Now your chicken is nasty too.

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11. You guys are too funny! This must be one of Auntie Fee’s crackhead nieces. Hoodrats are mostly inbred that’s why they’re so insane.

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12. Tomorrows Lesson:

    Butter Nut Squash Soup a La Shitter with essence of Mr. Clean.

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13. that’s like Stormy Danials making a KY Hot Brown and all you can smell is the KY jelly!

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14. THAT is why I hate pot luck meals.

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15. next, show me how to clean chitlins!

16. What’s next making beef stroganoff in the toilet?

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17. I’ve seen videos of black women giving white women a hard time for not washing their chicken.
    Washing chicken only spreads any bacteria that might be on it.
    Pat it with paper towels then wash the cutting board and hands with a bit of bleach water.

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18. I bet this is a family tradition also:
    Bride Found Groom Being Breastfed By His Mother In The Toilets Before The Wedding Ceremony:
    ://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/1738538/bride-groom-breastfeeding-dxus
    (copy and paste in your search app – if you dare…)

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19. I washed dishes in a Chinese restaurant for many years and never saw anything that nasty or dangerous.

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20. “has to be name-brand bleach or it ain’t gonna tasye right” lol has she seen the price of bleach lately? I’ll take my chances with the store brand.

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21. Must be a popular recipe in Chicago and Baltimore, which would explain why most of the kids can’t read, write or do math when they graduate in those towns.

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22. “The 13% Solution”

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23. And that’s how you poison the entire family in one meal.
    The scary part is, this is on TikTok where the clueless, the entitled, the braindead and the rest of the mentally ill all gather, and believe everything they watch there.

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24. https://www.crcweb.org/vegetablepolicyoverview.php
    Gotta wash off the tiny bugs, because they’re not kosher.