Two Portland, Oregon, men who went into the Washington state wilderness to look for “Sasquatch” were discovered dead after failing to return home on Christmas Eve, police said.
Snip: Hey, she’s right here!!!
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Cause of death: Sasquatch dispatch. He found them first.
I would guess around hunting season ,There has to be hundreds of thousands trail cams and still no credible pictures.
2 ill prepared fools.
To Drunk to Pork Bigfooot
https://youtu.be/FI2s1n3ia34?si=LGd_j5ApUw3SGLdO
Seriously? Maybe they shoulda searched for ghosts or space aliens, instead.
All men die, whether in pain or at peace.
But some die more stupidly than others.
Michelle Obama often takes the brunt of Sasquatch jokes. Yeti never complains.
Sasquatch is a drug dealer!
They died when their chronic stupidity became acute.
My guess: They had backpacks but instead of camping and survival gear they were full of beer.
They should’ve come to Spokane Falls Community College whose mascot is a sasquatch, and they’d find a statue of one on campus.
Florida’s Skunk Ape is just as elusive…..But it’s a lot warmer to search.
Bobcat, until a 40′ python gets you.
@ geoff the aardvark MONDAY, 30 DECEMBER 2024, 9:30 AT 9:30 AM
Why travel when there is an abundance of them present at every Democrat protest right there in Portland?
I’ll bet ETOH was a factor.
JD, that’s a funny video. I’ve seen one other one that he did, that was good too. I might have to look for them.
You have to have a certification and credentials and both federal and state permits to go into the forests looking for Bigfoot. The Bigfoot will ask to see them and if you don’t have your credentials in order the Bigfoot will tear you Limb from limb.
If you’re looking for The ‘Squatch you need to go to Martha’s Vineyard or Hawaii.