In a stunning negotiation with Black Lives Matter, police departments around the country have announced that they will begin using bullets that actually go around black people.
If a bullet detects black skin, the bullet will not be able to strike that person, instead, making a crazy looping turn to avoid them.
It’s a technology that is long past due because black people, all of them, are innocent. And we will begin to see that they are innocent, because when the bullet goes around them, 99.99% of the time the black person will be on their knees with their hands up pleading for their lives.
The other .01% of the time the black person might not be on their knees, with hands up begging for their lives, they will simply be minding their own business, unaware that a bullet just went around them.
In other news, developers are working on store doors that open up after closing time if it detects black skin.
Said one store owner, “we just can’t stand cleaning up the broken glass.”
Looting might be a thing of the past if no black people are ever shot by a police officer, but you never know.
“This product made possible by new Nigzag® technology.”
All the way to other side of the street’ That’s rayciss.
All this sh!t could have been avoided if our forefathers had picked their own damn cotton. 🙁
*While supplies last
*Not sold in Chicago
*Half black?…sorry
Apple is currently working on an APP bullet that will stop itself depending whether the shooter had intent or the thug was brandishing a weapon….it’s called a blank. It’s been used for decades in track events, but is just now going mainstream….kinda like goin’ pew pew at the japs that were invading my neighborhood when I was 10 years old….
@Ann Thracts, TRUTH and the best laugh I’ve had today!
And on a similar note, only sperm from a ‘real’ father will be able to impregnate a baby factory.
That might quell the 99%ers, but dammit, a few just ain’t gonna believe you.
It was the damn southern democrat slave owners. Up north we worked our
on small farms.
I’ve had those for years. Ask my dock hunting buddies.
This shit is funded by George Soros and implemented by the Mooslem in Chief. Objective, control a small group of American citizens to rebel against law enforcement thereby creating havoc.
Just watched what looked like a carjacking in Charlotte. They mobbed the car and with the driver side door open slow drove the driver and whoever else in the car under an overpass, out of the camera view.
Evil shit happening here. Nobody even knows any facts about the shooting.
Drudge report noted NASCAR Hall of Fame Looted… http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/09/21/charlotte-protests-shooting/
http://www.wsoctv.com/video/live-event-2
live feed.
If you want to listen to some ebonics, on the street with the protestors, check this out
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1BdGYNeAgkAJX
I said this before but it bears repeating.
Offer each black one million dollars to leave the country and never come back.
They don’t like it here.
They cause millions of dollars in damage per year
Prisons are full of blacks
The don’t want to be part of white society
The rioting will never end
They are a drain on tax dollars wherever they live
The correct answer.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JCS-g3HwXdc
I’m just glad Obama jumped in and ended all this crap.
TO Ann Thracts
Looking at it the other way ’round,
it might be fitting justice
just to have the prison population
(instead of cleaning up trash along the highway)
go to the fields today and pick cotton.
Oh my. How “Incorrect.”
So long as they go around black people and seek outfucking niggers I’m all for it.
It’s getting pretty bad when inanimate objects don’t want anything to do with the blacks.
Great technology story! Reprinted from THE ONION, right? ;^)