This is why you shouldn’t marry your sister for 10 generations straight.
How do you even have sex with a frog?
I don’t think that’s a good idea to perform this freaky trick too often. Your face will freeze like that, kid!
Hollyweird welcomes the next Marty Feldman…
Guy should have his own TV show – or be a New York Senator.
We got the “Tears of a Klown” from Schmuckles the Klown – and this guy is a helluva lot more entertaining (and smarter, too).
And if he’s willing to foul mouth and wallow in jizz and feces, he could take Amy Schumer’s gig, too!
Have his own TV show AND be a New York Senator!
Learn to tap dance, he’d be a triple threat.
izlamo delenda est …
That’s F**ked up
Nothing new…I look like that every time my doctor gives me ‘the finger’.
That’s what eating too much spinach will do to you.
On the other hand, he is strong to the finish…
😉
This kid needs to meet that Bosnian eye-ball licking woman.
Talk about a match made in Heaven…
🙂
I have Graves, it hit me 20yrs ago in my 30s, bugged my eyes out big time.. for about 5 years, I couldn’t blink or move my peepers. Finally had to have orbital decompression surgery… they grind out the sockets to make room for the eyes, (sort of like porting and polishing cylinder heads).. they’re still pretty bugged, but I have mobility and can blink.
The guy with the microphone sounds like the customer service folks
at my former credit card call in center.
Bongopoofter, wife had the same issue. Fortunately
we got help before it got as bad as yours. Had
a thyroidectomy thank god. After removal they did
an autopsy on it and found an active cancer tumor
that would have spread as lymphoma.
The good lord blessed us that year.
SANTA: “No, Ralph, you can’t have a Red Ryder Shop-Vac. You’ll suck your eye out. Those things are dangerous. How about a nice football?”
That is some freaky sh*t right there!
He’ll be here soon under refugee program.
“This dude can pop his eyes out at will.”
Is Will the guy doing the interviews?
Couldn’t understand a damn word Will was saying.
Hey dude, teach that trick to Timmy Kaine. He needs to expand his funny face routine. The eyebrow soar is getting stale.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVAV5xSTmU
I’m gonna keep an eye out for this guy!
This is why you shouldn’t marry your sister for 10 generations straight.
How do you even have sex with a frog?
I don’t think that’s a good idea to perform this freaky trick too often. Your face will freeze like that, kid!
Hollyweird welcomes the next Marty Feldman…
Guy should have his own TV show – or be a New York Senator.
We got the “Tears of a Klown” from Schmuckles the Klown – and this guy is a helluva lot more entertaining (and smarter, too).
And if he’s willing to foul mouth and wallow in jizz and feces, he could take Amy Schumer’s gig, too!
Have his own TV show AND be a New York Senator!
Learn to tap dance, he’d be a triple threat.
izlamo delenda est …
That’s F**ked up
Nothing new…I look like that every time my doctor gives me ‘the finger’.
That’s what eating too much spinach will do to you.
On the other hand, he is strong to the finish…
😉
This kid needs to meet that Bosnian eye-ball licking woman.
Talk about a match made in Heaven…
🙂
I have Graves, it hit me 20yrs ago in my 30s, bugged my eyes out big time.. for about 5 years, I couldn’t blink or move my peepers. Finally had to have orbital decompression surgery… they grind out the sockets to make room for the eyes, (sort of like porting and polishing cylinder heads).. they’re still pretty bugged, but I have mobility and can blink.
The guy with the microphone sounds like the customer service folks
at my former credit card call in center.
Bongopoofter, wife had the same issue. Fortunately
we got help before it got as bad as yours. Had
a thyroidectomy thank god. After removal they did
an autopsy on it and found an active cancer tumor
that would have spread as lymphoma.
The good lord blessed us that year.
SANTA: “No, Ralph, you can’t have a Red Ryder Shop-Vac. You’ll suck your eye out. Those things are dangerous. How about a nice football?”