Popeyes Mocks the Emotional Support Chicken Story – IOTW Report

Popeyes Mocks the Emotional Support Chicken Story

Remember when the passenger tried to board a plane with their “emotional support” chicken?

Popeyes remembers, and they’ve created an emotional support chicken that is legal to take on planes.

Clever.

Now you get to sit next to some idiot sucking on chicken bones until they glisten. Yippee!

Story

ht/ cynic

16 Comments on Popeyes Mocks the Emotional Support Chicken Story

  1. Well, at least Popeye’s doesn’t have to worry about offending their customer base; the emotional support animal phenomenon seems to be almost exclusively a trait of liberal white people.

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  2. Give them an emotional support binkie and tell them: That is as much emotional support as you are getting. Now sit down, shut the fuck up and eat your oatmeal.
    Deal with it.

    I have had more than a belly full of the look at me…. look at meeee pathetic attention whores parading their Goddamned livestock through everything from airliners to restaurants.

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  3. Gee seems I read, god knows where, that people eat when they get upset. Seems to me that a fried chicken, dead or alive wouldn’t matter, could well be an emotional support creature for many couch potatoes.

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  4. Chick-fil-A, Popeyes, damnit, I don’t have any chicken thawed.
    Bubba Fur, no bones in tinders.
    I could make a dagger out of a drumstick.
    Give me Popeyes any day next to me.
    Flied lice swimming in nuoc mam and sun dried shrimp, an olfactory nightmare.

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  5. I recall “Romancing the Stone”, where the heroine rides on a bus in Colombia full of chickens and pigs (and people). Is this where this supposedly 1st world country is heading?

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