16 Comments on Popeyes Mocks the Emotional Support Chicken Story

  3. Well, at least Popeye’s doesn’t have to worry about offending their customer base; the emotional support animal phenomenon seems to be almost exclusively a trait of liberal white people.

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  4. Give them an emotional support binkie and tell them: That is as much emotional support as you are getting. Now sit down, shut the fuck up and eat your oatmeal.
    Deal with it.

    I have had more than a belly full of the look at me…. look at meeee pathetic attention whores parading their Goddamned livestock through everything from airliners to restaurants.

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  7. Gee seems I read, god knows where, that people eat when they get upset. Seems to me that a fried chicken, dead or alive wouldn’t matter, could well be an emotional support creature for many couch potatoes.

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  8. Chick-fil-A, Popeyes, damnit, I don’t have any chicken thawed.
    Bubba Fur, no bones in tinders.
    I could make a dagger out of a drumstick.
    Give me Popeyes any day next to me.
    Flied lice swimming in nuoc mam and sun dried shrimp, an olfactory nightmare.

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  15. I recall “Romancing the Stone”, where the heroine rides on a bus in Colombia full of chickens and pigs (and people). Is this where this supposedly 1st world country is heading?

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