Pornhub is offering Italians free premium porn to pass the time during Italy’s coronavirus quarantine.
Users who open the online pornography platform in Italy will see a message in Italian letting them know that they can access Pornhub Premium for free for a month, Pornhub confirmed to the Daily Caller News Foundation on Thursday afternoon.
The move came after Italy implemented lockdown procedures across the country and called for all non-essential stores (grocery stores and pharmacies) to temporarily close down Wednesday.
…not sure if that’s a route of transmission or not, but it seems like encouraging the production of MORE biological waste that is not handled correctly from a quarantined patient isn’t the best of ideas…
…also, someone should check at the water treatment plant if this can survive in it’s high fructose and protein delivery system…maybe just enough boost for it to survive it’s trip back to your drinking fountain, just sayin’…
Gee Wally, somebody musta spilled the government accounts and passwords the politicians have been using for years…
…also too, does Venice have a combined sewer system debouching into its celebrated canals? If so, this could make that gondola ride CONSIDERABLY less romantic when you see what the oar’s bringing up with every, uh, “stroke”…
Italian porn?
Uhhh … I don’t want to think about it.
izlamo delenda est …
…additionally, does the same plant that makes the hand sanitizer, make the hand LOTION? Because THOSE guys don’t need ANY more stress at this time, but the quarantined patient may have some issues with damaged skin and bleeding otherwise, and with no toilet paper for the aftermath to boot…
Breaking News
“Myopia sweeps through Italy”
…Bill Clinton’s SS detail really had to scramble to get to the plane for that surprise emergency visit to Naples…
“…Users who open the online pornography platform in Italy will see a message in Italian letting them know that they can access Pornhub Premium for free for a month…”
…which means they KNOW who you ARE guys, AND what you’re WATCHING, too, just sayin’…
Great idea. A bunch of horny infected muzzles. This won’t do the goat population any good.
The US is collapsing in mass insanity.
Americans seem to be having a contest to find out who can be the most disgusting. Americans are all trying to see who can be the fattest, most tattooed, and most indebted.
Americans say everything is fine and insist that anyone who is concerned about debt, wars, and tyranny is a nutjob, troll, bot, or spammer.
Americans scream anyone who loves morality, freedom, peace, and balanced budgets is projecting and immorality, the police state, war, and debt are just social constructs.
Americans blame Catholics for the moral decay in the US, but Catholics don’t support homosexuality or abortion.
Americans insist China and Russia control the USA, but do China and Russia support US wars, debt, and tyranny? Do China and Russia control Wall Street, Hollywood, the media, and the US government?
Americans quickly blame Muslims, homosexuals, millennials, baby boomers, females, illegal aliens, and blacks for the US decline, but Americans never blame themselves.
Americans scream that the Bill of Rights was repealed by the Organic Act of 1872, but Americans never offer any proof.
Americans say the US debt doesn’t need to be paid back.
Americans swear war is peace.
Americans insist slavery is freedom.
The US collapse is one of the most disgusting events in world history.
How can Americans sleep now or look in a mirror without feeling ashamed?
Bobcat MARCH 13, 2020 AT 9:12 AM
‘Breaking News
“Myopia sweeps through Italy”’
…I see what you did there…
Fire up your VPN client, connect to an Italy server, and you too can get free premium pr0n.
“Idle hands are the devil’s workshop”
…or, in this case, non-idle hands.
@Supernightshade March 13, 2020 at 9:16 am
> …which means they KNOW who you ARE guys, AND what you’re WATCHING, too, just sayin’…
Visito solo Pornhub per i post.
^^^nice updating on the Playboy “Articles” defense, and extra points for the Italian…but, unlike the old Playboy magazines, they also know how long you’re logged in, so if you’re only there for a few minutes, they know DARN well you didn’t READ anything…
Forget toilet paper…There goes the run on boxes of Kleenex in Italy.
^^^^
It means something entirely different
When a Guy goes through a whole Box of Kleenex during a Movie
So choking your chicken watching porn is the solution to the corona virus. Yeah sure! Idiots, nothing good will come from this.
Finally, suffering Italians get a stroke of good luck.
I’m introducing my new line of disposable razors designed not only to provide a close shave of the palms of your hands, but leave a soothing lotion behind as well.
…you know, if we could get Italy’s Muslims wanking instead of raping, it WOULD be an improvement, as disgusting as it is; and less new Muslims that way, too…
Only for one month? But, but, but – this whole thing could last for six months, DeBlasio tells me so. One month just won’t do!
Free Speech Forum – why should I be ashamed of things I have no part of?
Your socialism is showing.
Now the Italians can focus on beating something else besides the WuFlu
Throbbingly big of them.
Do they offer free gay porn?
Asking for an unbleached elastic starfish.
Could this be called part of the “Up Yours” package?