Precursor to Misery – IOTW Report

Precursor to Misery

The Indigenous Affairs Minister has called for a ban on the uniquely Australian spread, Vegemite in Aboriginal communities where alcohol is banned.

Vegemite

Abusers are reportedly buying the brewers yeast based product in bulk and making their own bath tub booze.

The Australian government has announced that it is not planning on starting up a “Vegemite watch” anytime soon.

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I can only imagine how vile Vegemite booze must taste.

10 Comments on Precursor to Misery

  1. If you start with a clean, ring free tub, who knows? Of course you can’t take a bath while the still is in operation. Although maybe continuing to use the tub for bathing is what gives the booze its distinctive body and bouquet.

  2. If Vegemite possession is outlawed only outlaws will have Vegemite.

    Next question: When will the government attach padding to all the light posts?

    But here in the land of the free I have to show ID, have my drivers license number recorded and then sign for a non-prescription allergy medicine. The war on drugs.

    It’s just easier to vote.

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