DMF:
As the renowned Philosopher and Alabama Football Legend Forrest Gump is rumored to once opined “Mu Momma told me it’s not nice to make fun of crazy ladies with green hair”.
My Momma made no such proclamation. more
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Wait a minute, “If we cover up we might not get a glance”?????. From whom? I’m assuming a man. My advise to her is buy some plastic titties and wash that shit out of your hair. Oh, and take a shower. Daily.
I bet she cries just LIKE that, every time she steps on a bug by accident… 😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪
Wow! Crazy. Pathetic. Green hair? What man in his right mind would….. oh forget it.
Try breaking the Prozacs in half from now on.
Trust me lady–they are looking at you because you look like a freak! Nice rhyming though!
…does anyone have a box of clues we can leave out for people like her?
…because they clearly don’t have any…
I hope she doesn’t own a hard plastic vibrator. The bitch will end up chipping her teeth.
They canceled Dr. Seuss for this?
Are her cats colored green as well?
The simple solution is: DON’T!
Nobody makes you live among men.
Go off to one of those lesbian pervert ranches.
SHEESH!
It’s simple. It’s simple enough that even you should have thought of it.
Self-hating whiny “Please – look at ME!”
Fuck Off, Eat Shit, and Die.
You’re miserable and nauseous because you CHOOSE to be.
(make me a ham sammich before you go)
izlamo delenda est …
The solution is – – KILL YOURSELF!!
Yeah, I bet your tune changes when you have to get your Prius repaired.
…so she’s the new Sue’s, eh?
“I’ll stick my fingers in my box,
I can not, do not, won’t like cocks,
I do not like them far or near,
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
On labia I go full ham,
I munch fur burger, Sam-I-Am!”
SUESS!
@@#%^&&^%# Auto Correct!
I bet her armpit hair matches.
‘used as an object’……What? A trash can?
Couldn’t watch it all.
Bad poetry
Bad attitude
Bad health by the looks of and maybe too much me, me, me-ing
That girl needs God and Jesus
Well I’m going to take a leap and assume this is supposed to be poetry or something? Kinda makes you wonder if maybe we should keep our disdain for abortion a secret to ourselves.
“Yeah, I bet your tune changes when you have to get your Prius repaired.”
Nah. she drives a Vulva. Steers it with her tongue.
Clearly part of the 56.3% of liberal women with mental illness.
I need to fix her up with my daughter.
So let me see if I get this. She doesn’t like it if she gets noticed. She doesn’t like it when she doesn’t get noticed.
BTW, for the most part women judge women more harshly than men do. She probably would explain that by saying that men have a one track mind.
@RadioMattM: But, judging from my experience with my now deceased sister, my sister-in-law and other lib women with whom I once worked, you make the mistake, as a rational person, of knowing that 1+1=2 and assume that they share that knowledge. But, for them, 1+1 can equal any integer, creature, choice, principle, ideology or code between 1 and N, subject to change at any moment.
All I see is 75 years of progressive politics failing.
2021 and Dems STILL haven’t ended public rapes,roving lynch mobs and oppression by white men.
They haven’t fixed any of this at all, and according to them, things have gotten even worse.
Must suck to live under the thumb of your dead great grandmothers politics.
I’d hit that !
Tie her tubes, before she gets hereself artificially inseminated and turns another innocent boy into a transvestite.
@WildBill: Does the carpet…oh yuck. Nevermind.
Wow. That was fucking gay.
Her feminitwit dogma has been run over by her “I need a real man” karma.
Cognitive dissonance on parade in a green haired lunatic.
Too thirsty, extra and cray cray. Real men will avoid her at all costs.
Doesn’t appear to have much to offer.
Does the shirt say Grimm for that stupid TV show
Or Grimy for her self perception, she seems to be on a downer
That brain fungus has gotten out of
handhead.