Promises, Promises…

43 Comments on Promises, Promises…

1. Shit, I’ll throw him off for free.

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2. dear asshole,

   jump now & avoid the rush

   btw, gfy

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3. That’s not at all what he said but it does present a pleasant image. And since fat people float, the only real risk is making sure the water is deep enough.

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4. Even though I like DeSantis a whole lot, Trump winning the Republican nomination is pretty much guaranteed.
   Only something sinister can stop it…

   BTW, I will vote for Trump in the general, so stop hatin’ on me…

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5. The Sydney Harbour Bridge in Australia would be epic…
   It’s a long as fall, that’s a huge fucking bridge!
   Do it now to promote those American bitches in the World Cup!

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6. Best line in that story:
   “…as 45th president continues to hammer DeSantis in polls”

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7. Rich Taylor,
   Best would be NO water underneath.
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   SPLAT!

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8. “Do it now to promote those American bitches in the World Cup!”

   That blue haired harpy has seen no playing time this go round so the “homer” in me hopes they do well.

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9. Mr. Barr, I accept you terms and add the bridge you will jump from will be the Royal Gorge Bridge in Colorado.

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10. I would hope so Tony R.
    But really is that the best line?
    Trump is effectively the incumbent that got 71 million votes last time?
    He is being unfairly prosecuted.
    If he isn’t the frontrunner it would be incredible.

    I’m sure DeSantis running was an insurance policy against Nikki being the republican nominee if something happens to Trump.
    Since Trump is so far ahead, perhaps he should focus BOTH barrels on the bidens*

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11. It is not surprising that Barr, Pence, and Christie are now virulently anti-Trump. He exposed all of them for being the dumb-asses that they are and they don’t like it.

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12. If I were Barr I’d be embarrassed to show my face in public.
    The democrats made him their bitch.
    He had all that power yet exercised none of it.

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13. I want whatever delusional drug Pence & C-Corpulent are on.
    Imagine thinking you have a fucking shot in hell?

    If I had that drug I might think Elizabeth Hurley would answer my calls…

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14. ^^^^ I hate it when he goes left-leaning networks, including Fox News, and waxes poetically about Trump’s legal woes, it dips of partiality and bias.

    there is no shortage of legal experts who have a good handle on events, eight-six this clown so you don’t look stupid.

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15. Trump better be looking into hiring a private security detail. Like yesterday. They will do ANYTHING in their power to stop him from running. It’s my opinion he won’t be able to run,

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16. “If I had that drug I might think Elizabeth Hurley would answer my calls…”

    You are out of luck, she likes pasty white emasculated Limey’s who have a penchant for black hookers named Divine Brown.

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17. Rich, I could change her…

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18. Well, let’s face it, the only thing you can rely on from ASSHOLES is broken lies and deceit.

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19. Trumps should have appointed Roseanne Barr instead of Bill Barr…

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20. GUTLESS Fat Sac-O-Shit!

    Wanna a spare Anvil?

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21. Jump Bill Jump! We triple dog dare you, you big fat slob. And for your next trick go lick a frozen flagpole.

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22. Bill Bar VS Stacey Abrams, figthing on a deck of a Nimitz class Aircraft-carrier, that would make a awsome movie.

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23. Get to hopping you globalist asshole…

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24. Remember all those actors that said they’d move to Canada if President Trump won the first time?

    …yeah, its like that…

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25. Make it pay per view and donate the proceeds to charity; win/win!

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26. That’d be the mother of all cannonballs.

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27. Barr was and still is a good choice for AG. Highly intellegent and impartial. He has balls. You all need to ease off the Donald cool-aid.

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28. @ jellybean
    AT 12:02 AM
    “Well, let’s face it, the only thing you can rely on from ASSHOLES is broken lies and deceit.“
    And💩

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29. “Highly intellegent and impartial.”

    He said on the Mark Levin show that the murder of Vicky Weaver was “Constitutional.”

    Show me where in the Constitution (the American Constitution) that an unarmed woman, holding her child, who hasn’t been charged with a crime much less indicted, tried, or convicted can be murdered by a maggot from a place of hiding with impunity?

    Barr is a maggot. A huge, fat, lying maggot. He deserves to hang and his carcass portioned out to feed the illegal-alien invading rat-people.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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30. He seems very conflicted, irrational and bi-polar to me. He’s also quite full of his own intellectual dung and expects people to listen to him. Some good advice would be for him to just shut up and retire. Oh, and gardening. 🙂

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31. Is that notice that it’s time to start looking for a place to retain a bag piper and set up the grandstands?

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32. Probably a small, plastic toy bridge for kiddies.
    All colorful and with dragons or puppies on it.

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33. Sure would make one hell of a splash.

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34. jump now, fat traitor-loyuh-motherfucker. take mewwick & wray with you.

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35. The fat pedophile isn’t going to jump.
    He’s a typical cowardly shyster whose word means nothing.

    If he had any sense of shame (or honor) he would have already jumped.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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36. Well, there goes the “FBI is impartial’ claim. Go to hell you fat ass traitor. Take that commie cock sucker Millie with you.

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37. take the yt-woman sniper-killer with you, cocksucker

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38. Unfortunately, he never told us which bridge or how high it would be.

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39. Barr is the perfect mascot for our corrupt government: FAT, SELF-SERVING, HYPOCRITE, ‘TEAM PLAYER’, DOUBLE-TALKING LAWYER.

    The “Law” is not at all about Justice, it is a parlor game played by insiders.

    IF he were half as ‘principled’ as he portrays himself, he would have gone after Comey with his personal pistol and a length of barbed wire to haul him to Justice.

    But the fat MFer has his total attention on his meals, and his Pension. I hope colon cancer has already begun eating out his backside.

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40. Stick that landing fat boy!

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41. I’m voting twice, then.

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42. Yet another prevarication from the Bagpipe.

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43. Take a lot of your colleagues with you, shit for brains.