Psychic Nikki’s Predictions for 2019 – IOTW Report

Psychic Nikki’s Predictions for 2019

The self-proclaimed “psychic to the stars,” Psychic Nikki, has made some truly astounding predictions for the coming year.

Let’s start with some investment insights, since we all could use a little insider information for building our portfolios. According to Nikki, “the stock market is going to be up and down.”

Truly amazing.

She goes on to warn us all that, “I see more tsunamis, more hurricanes, powerful ones, snowstorms, all that kind of thing, and real powerful ones. And heat waves in places that shouldn’t be… The weather is very mixed up.”

I’m searching for portable generators and survival stores now!

Not to be limited by earthly matters, Nikki expects, “We’re going to see more UFOs coming to earth… I wouldn’t be surprised if a spaceship landed by the end of 2019, 2020 for sure. I don’t think it’s going to be anything to be scared of. I just think there’s another planet like us out there.” MORE  Here

 

I’m truly spellbound.

Actually, I’m appalled…with how many times various media outlets have given this individual a platform for spewing nonsense. Website Here

19 Comments on Psychic Nikki’s Predictions for 2019

  1. The 30 year interest rate will fluctuate and I can promise that in the year 2019 the 30 year fixed will either be the same, higher or lower than it is today on 01.02.2019. The same can be said for the 20 & 15 year as well as for the 10 year.

    Where do I pick up my check if I nail that perdition?

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  2. It rained 175 days in 2018 here in vagina. The longest stretch without rain was 5 days. Almost 64 inches total….a departure of 24 inches above normal. I put only 1,294 miles on my bike…. a departure of at least 15,000 miles.
    I’ve been one cranky MoFo all year. 2019 has got to be better, so predict these nuts!

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  3. I’m more interested in whut she predicted in 2006 cuz I sure as Hell didn’t hear anyone predicting that we would have to endure eight years of a lying, communuist-organizing, selfie-posing, celebrity gad-fly, healthcare-destroying, Al-Qaeda appeasing, Christian-Snubbing, malicious, petty, lawless phoney-baloney, bitch-slapped, pussy-hatted, Gay-obsessed, sheet-grabbing, pillow-biting, duplicitous Deserter-honoring, ISIS supporting, Iran-Funding, Jihad-coddling, maladroit, plastic banana republic Manchurian Doorknob, Feckless Fruitloop, Kenyan Kremepuff and Marxist Muzlim Mallard!
    BTW Bongo, that sounds like one, moist vagina!!

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  4. Had an ex girlfriend show up one day after a couple of years of not seeing her. After shooting the bull for awhile she informed me she did psychic readings and asked if I wanted one. I told her hell no because I thought that was a bunch of malarkey. She said she was very surprised I reacted as I did. I immediately responded that she should have seen it coming. Haven’t seen her since.

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