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Publix Grocery Stores Cover National Enquirer Because Trump Triggers Customers

Had Hillary won and I complained to the store they’d toss me out like a frisbee.

National Enquirer Covers Blocked by Publix After Trump Featured on Cover for Past Month

18 Comments on Publix Grocery Stores Cover National Enquirer Because Trump Triggers Customers

  1. Damn! I’m now “triggered” by ‘Publix’ and may have to find a ‘Safe Space’ at ‘Kroger’ or at ‘Piggly Wiggly’…. along with my grocery-buying dollars.

  2. I was triggered last weekend at my local grocery store by a magazine with both Obamas on the cover. As I struggled to cope, I plucked it out of the holder, intending to place it in backward, but horror of horrors, the Dastardly Duo was on the back as well!
    Almost overcome by my triggered state, I hid it behind a cheesy tabloid.

  3. Then, I want to be reimbursed for all the times I’ve had to endure seeing Moose on the covers of those tacky “fashion” magazine covers.
    Sometimes it was enough to make you feel nauseous.

  4. I just called Publix’ “customer care” line. Verified that this was a corporate decision. I was told it was made before PE Trump was so prominently featured (rrright!). Told the lady (who was quite nice, and can’t be blamed)that I went through many years with pictures of national figures who made me lose my appetite and would never think of complaining. She said that this decision had received an “overwhelming” response (not favorable) and the company is always re-evaluating their actions. Told her to consider me an ex-customer. As Petrus mentioned above, customer care can be reached at 800.242.1227. We can’t be complacent now, push back against – no, over-run – those who want to control us (in this case, whether its Publix or the complaining snowflakes), in all ways big and small.

  5. Why cater to easily triggered special snowflakes(ETSS) who can’t handle a difference of opinion? People that shallow and weak generally aren’t worth a shit to employers. The hell with ETSSs. Maybe ETSSs should spend some quality time at Marine Corps Basic Training followed by a 6 month tour in Iraq.

  6. For Publix, for the asshole restaurant owner in Hawaii, for ANY business who caters to anti_Trumpers, we need a national network of Urinary Response Teams (URT).

    Men and women serving on these teams must have the courage, the desire, and the bladder capacity to make a difference in the face of blithering leftist snowflakes. For each of these businesses who are pissed off about Trump, an URT will be dispatched to (a) announce that resistance is futile, and (b) proceed to piss all over the place in response. They’re pissed off, we piss on. It’s so simple, yet damply effective.

  7. I used to live in Flori-duh. At one point, I knew a retired Pubelicks high mucketymuck. He was a leftist schmuck who bragged about how Publix was always doing Giving Back To The Community (he said it in caps), which means they gave to far-left causes.

    Fuck ’em

    I give my business to WinnDixie and Rouses and Acquistapace’s, here in Louisiana.

    I said a year ago that soon the PC race-card greivance-mongers would demand that WinnDixie drop the Dixie from their name because it triggers Confederate slavery or some shit, after that bughouse-nuts crazy racist leftist asshole shot up the black church members and started a wave of anti-Confederate Flag PC hysteria.

  8. I have posted this on a Facebook page I administer. It is frequented by barhopping aging beach bum hippies, surfer dudes and sun-wrinkled dudettes whose news gathering consists of reading People magazine and occasionally, the local fish wrapper. Most of them can’t spell, wouldn’t know the Constitution if their lives depended on it, and if they voted at all, probably voted for Hillary. I can’t WAIT to see their reaction to this. The morons’ heads will explode! Heh…

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