Not only that, but he was in a cardboard box! HAHAHAHA!
On another note, I fixed this for ya: “Qassem Soleimani’s dead body draws flies in coach back to Iran.”
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Weekend at Soleimani’s.
Two young Iranian recruits are invited to their Generals beach home, only to find that he has been murdered by a Hellfire rocket fired from a Reaper Drone. Thanks to a complicated series of events involving a corporate embezzlement scheme between American Democrats and a former American Democrat president, the two are forced to convince the world their General is still alive in this slapstick comedy.
Rating: PG-13 (adult situations/language)
Genre: Comedy
In Theaters: Jan 6, 2020 Wide
On Disc/Streaming: July 4, 2020
Runtime: 101 minutes
Studio: 20th Century Fox
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He should have asked for the Bulkhead…More Legroom…
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I hope they charge his family for taking up an extra seat on the plane.
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Actually, he didn’t fly coach – He was in a First Ass seat.
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There were five boxes. How did they separate everyone’s parts from the others?
Should have just plopped them all in one box.
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Allah was willing, and so was Trump.
The photograph of his carcass showed that his belt was in great condition. It must have been a Filson. Also, if he had been wearing good quality Redwing boots, both of his feet might have stayed attached to his legs. Both of these are great American products, just like the Hellfire Missiles that sent him back home in a shrink wrapped cardboard box.
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“…I just flew in from Iraq, and boy are my arms tired!” [rimshot] -Q. Soleimanis
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Why spend Obama’s pallets of cash on something frivolous like your dead revolutionary hero? That, or they’ve run through Obama’s dollars already. Either way, fuck Iran and fuck Obama. Don’t pardon my French.
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Paper or plastic?
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Was his sitting on a food tray?
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That plane passenger area must have smelled something awful.
And those boxes may have smelled too…
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Actually it was not his body. All that was left with little burnt hamburger bits. Always good to see mohammidans returned to HELL
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The Taco Bell in Teheran got a new shipment of meat yesterday. Employees are hard at work picking tiny shards of metal out of it.
Bomb the funeral.
Would you prefer beef, chicken or a drone missile strike to the temple?
“Ever seen a dead man naked, Jimmy?”….”Well, this one is nothing more then eyes, teeth, hair and a fancy ring attached to his now detached hand”….
The paintings on the caskets look like a low rider convention in east LA……
You mean that Obutthole didn’t give them enough American tax money to fly his putrid body parts first class on Funeral Pyre Airlines!
Didn’t use enough explosive. Need to double up on the next one.
They shoulda launched a GoFundMe campaign.
Won’t that leak on the seats?
They’ll only need two pall-bearers, since there’s only two handles on a shit can!
They should have propped his carcass up in a seat.
And to make sure nothing like this happens again…
Pelousy is at…
Take your blood pressure meds before clicking…
http://www.gopusa.com/?p=82330?omhide=true
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2020/01/06/pelosi-moves-to-limit-president-trumps-ability-to-protect-america-from-iranian-terrorists-n2559016
Looks like a ME NASCAR casket.
Not only that, but he was in a cardboard box! HAHAHAHA!
On another note, I fixed this for ya: “Qassem Soleimani’s dead body draws flies in coach back to Iran.”
Weekend at Soleimani’s.
Two young Iranian recruits are invited to their Generals beach home, only to find that he has been murdered by a Hellfire rocket fired from a Reaper Drone. Thanks to a complicated series of events involving a corporate embezzlement scheme between American Democrats and a former American Democrat president, the two are forced to convince the world their General is still alive in this slapstick comedy.
Rating: PG-13 (adult situations/language)
Genre: Comedy
In Theaters: Jan 6, 2020 Wide
On Disc/Streaming: July 4, 2020
Runtime: 101 minutes
Studio: 20th Century Fox
He should have asked for the Bulkhead…More Legroom…
I hope they charge his family for taking up an extra seat on the plane.
Actually, he didn’t fly coach – He was in a First Ass seat.
There were five boxes. How did they separate everyone’s parts from the others?
Should have just plopped them all in one box.
Allah was willing, and so was Trump.
The photograph of his carcass showed that his belt was in great condition. It must have been a Filson. Also, if he had been wearing good quality Redwing boots, both of his feet might have stayed attached to his legs. Both of these are great American products, just like the Hellfire Missiles that sent him back home in a shrink wrapped cardboard box.
“…I just flew in from Iraq, and boy are my arms tired!” [rimshot] -Q. Soleimanis
Why spend Obama’s pallets of cash on something frivolous like your dead revolutionary hero? That, or they’ve run through Obama’s dollars already. Either way, fuck Iran and fuck Obama. Don’t pardon my French.
Paper or plastic?
Was his sitting on a food tray?
That plane passenger area must have smelled something awful.
And those boxes may have smelled too…
Actually it was not his body. All that was left with little burnt hamburger bits. Always good to see mohammidans returned to HELL
The Taco Bell in Teheran got a new shipment of meat yesterday. Employees are hard at work picking tiny shards of metal out of it.