The Smoking Gun
Cops: Accused Vandal Confessed To ChatGPT
Minutes after vandalizing 17 cars in a Missouri college parking lot, a 19-year-old sophomore had a lengthy ChatGPT conversation during which he confessed to the crime, asked about the possibility of getting caught, and wondered, “is there any way they could know it was me,” according to a police probable cause statement.
Ryan Schaefer was arrested yesterday and charged with felony property damage for a rampage early Sunday at a Missouri State University parking lot. Investigators allege that Schaefer shattered car windows, ripped off side mirrors, dented hoods, and broke windshield wipers during the 3 AM spree.
When confronted with surveillance footage and other evidence, Schaefer said that he could see the resemblance between the suspect and himself. At that point, Schaefer reportedly consented to a search of his iPhone. More
How utterly sophomoric of him.
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MAYBE HE SHOULD’VE BEEN GIVEN A CHOICE OF 20 YRS OR ASSIGNED COXSWAIN ON ONE OF THE NEXT VENEZUELAN DRUG RUNNERS
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DUMB FUCKING BEANER
Bonito that works too!
“i got away w it last year. And I don’t think theres any way they could know my face.”
…sounds like we have a confession on LAST years vandalism now, too…
If your only confidant is ChatGPT, you may just be better off in jail. At least youll get SOME actual human contact, although as a 19 yo some of that contact is likely to be both nonconsensual and the cause of rectal bleeding…
His parent units must be so proud.
🛑 Mistake II, talked to the police 🛑
“What’s the charge?”
“I would like a lawyer present.”
Shut up and keep shutting up.
Should have been an accounting major, develop a fraud scheme to steal $24 MILLION Federal Dollars. Go to jail for 3 years in a federal country club and then placed in home confinement for 6 months.
DUMB ASS you will serve more time in a stinking State Prison for vandalizing 17 cars that you would for stealing $24 Million.
That’s the Judicial System that’s turned upside down.
If only he’d thought to say he did it to free Palestine.