Because this hasn’t happened yet—->
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I wished!
That!
Well, it didn’t happen to all of the other dictators and thugs, so why would it happen to our crown prince of darkness?
The Castros have enjoyed a long life. Maybe Venezuelans are more fervent prayers. Asshole is going to be tormenting us for decades. If I outlive him I’ll be doing a happy dance on main street in a speedo and groucho glasses.
It’s a good Sunday happy thought, though.
He has played 300+ games already and nothin’. lol
There is no God… lol
Please, God – Be merciful. TO US!
Simply, horse shit doesn’t conduct electricity.
O Lord, I’d settle for a lightning strike, but I pray you consider something slower, something like necrotizing fasciitis.
Here’s the deal: He’s not good enough to get into Heaven and Satan already has enough problems. So we’re stuck with Obama. Ditto for the Clintons.
It does happen though. If you read “the War of the Jews” by Josephus the night before Herod was going to burn the Jews alive in the Hippodrome he died. So there’s that.
@judgeroybean — Satan never runs out of room!
@BFH- Best scene in Caddy Shack!
He might fall under the category of Trial and Tribulation. He’s a test. Or a Testies. One or the other.
I live in Florida.
I am watching the Olympics.
17 days of a daily barrage of Hillary commercials.
(Fast forwarding through them)
The first Trump commercial just aired during the closing ceremonies.
Looks like game on bitch!
Now that would make a good gif.
Thanks for bringing my fantasy to pixels.
There is a God, but he’s got a dry sense of humor, I guess. Sometimes I wish he was more like Don Rickles.
He hasn’t been struck yet because he isn’t grounded. In the earth, or reality.
God – “I don’t want him.”
Satan – “Shit, I don’t want him either.”
Tis proof that God can’t hit a 3 iron either…
He’s due an eternity of never ending lightning strikes.
That is a threat against the President of the united states.
If you are ever on a golf course when lightening starts, just hold a 2 iron above your head. Even God can’t hit a 2 iron.
God’s justice – something to consider; Psalms 37:1-40
Oh I have tremendous faith in God.
I just don’t know his plans.
Even His plans for me caught me off guard.
No one was more astonished than me.
Gods sandbagging him. Gods got a plan for him, and rest assured, no matter how powerful Bury thinks he is, nothing he does will change Gods plan.
heh heh
As much as I think it will be so much better when he is no longer in the WH. Barry’s not the problem. He’s just the major symptom of the problem.
The problem is a population that elected him, the first time legitimately, may elect another similar to him, and that elected bunch who had the duty to kick him out of office and try him for treason. But those soft boiled eggs may have gotten a spine if the population threatened to fire them for dereliction of duty.
A lot of bad things out there to drive people closer to God.
It’s up to us what kind of heaven we make here. He aint a zookeeper.
Everything bad out here is a part of free will. If you couldn’t choose evil what choice is there then?
That said, what are we to do about this dog pooping on our lawn.
He’s the free shit Santa, what else do you sniveling complainers want.
I think obama is Gods punishment for us.
after all we did allow the leftist in out country to abort over 50 million of our least protected.
you didn’t think that would go unnoticed did you?
Great work!
People are not a determining factor when it comes to where or when lightning strikes, it’s the location that matters.
My place gets hit by lightning several times a year. There is a lot of iron in the ground, and it’s on a hill.
So here’s my offer: I will trade my place for equal acreage of Montana mountain property so that the buyer can put in a golf course and name it “BarryLand”, or whateverthehell. Then all you have to do is get the son of a bitch to golf there on a cloudy day. Invite Hillary too.
🙂
In all seriousness, God doesn’t work that way.