R.I.P. Eskimo Pie, 1921-2020

23 Comments on R.I.P. Eskimo Pie, 1921-2020

1. I swear if anyone calls me a hillbilly again I’m going to protest and burn down a coal mine.

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2. I liked me some Negerkusse while I was in Germany.
   (I don’t know how to get the umlaut up there on this particular tablet)

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3. Can we still have a Klondike Bar?

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4. Has Cracker Barrel been burned to the ground yet? And while they are at it, I demand all packaging that says “crackers” be cleansed of that offensive word amd called “crisp, flat cheese holders”.

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5. What about Colonel Sanders, that plantation owner who advertises KFC?

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6. Renamed to Oreo Pie? Black outside, white inside.

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7. I had Eskimo Pie in Greenland. 😉

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8. Did it smell like fish?

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9. https://eatgrueldog.wordpress.com/2020/06/18/its-coming-2/

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10. “Eat seeds and all”

    https://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,w_680/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/nkfy0ysnd7zylrnmjrw8.jpg

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11. TARD STRONG!

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12. So…..Eskimos are gonna stave to death now?

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13. I must be way behind the times, when did “Eskimo” become a derogatory term?

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14. Having Sunday Brunch at a Caucasian Barrel doesn’t sound right for some reason. Then there’s White Castle, Betty White, White Plains, White House.

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15. Bye, bye, Miss American pie…

    Oh and by the way, on a related topic, I’ll eat the contents of a septic tank before I eat another Chic-fil-A product.

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16. What happens when the praise runs out?

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17. Especially those oyster crackers. Why, they contain NO OYSTER AT ALL.

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18. They’re going to dump SNICKERS next. lol

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19. F4UCorsair
    JUNE 20, 2020 AT 8:48 AM
    “…Oh and by the way, on a related topic, I’ll eat the contents of a septic tank before I eat another Chic-fil-A product.”

    …kinda the same thing, but the Chic-Fil-A is greasier…

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20. The word “ginger” also needs to be banned forthwith because if you rearrange the letters

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21. @WDS: Actually, ‘ginger’ is offensive to redheads, the most tormented minority in elementary school.

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22. It also offended gay men……

23. Just change it to “Eskimo Nell”…..NSFW or those easily offended…..It’s a very bawdy Rugby poem that I learned from a member of a female team called ‘The Hookers’..http://www.low.net.au/eskimo_nell.html?linkname=warning …