Next up— Hungry Man Dinners and the Manwich.
After more than sixty years Kleenex is phasing out the Mansize tissues name, deciding instead to call the disposable handkerchiefs “Extra Large” tissues.
Kimberly-Clark, which owns Kleenex, said it succumbed to growing public demand to change the name, despite not itself believing that the Mansize branding suggests or endorses gender inequality.
“Kimberly-Clark in no way suggests that being both soft and strong is an exclusively masculine trait, nor do we believe that the Mansize branding suggests or endorses gender inequality. Our Mansize tissues remain one of our most popular products, with 3.4 million people buying these tissues every year.
“Nevertheless, as we remain committed to developing the best possible products for our consumers and take any feedback extremely seriously, we decided to renovate our current product and update the product subbrand as Kleenex Extra Large.”
h/t they blew it
Oh for God’s sake! Just name cotex or tampon mansized to make it even.
Gad!
What Faggery is this?
Men are bigger.
Shut the Hell up with your feminist nonsense.
Oh for crying out loud, we can’t have man-size tissue because it’s far too large for all those crying brats.
You just know that man sized discriminates against small, wimpy, effeminate little guys like soy boys and snowflakes.
They don’t need to discontinue Kleenex Mansize.
They just need to start selling Kleenex Fat Broad, too.
Anomalous 10:02 ~ excellent observation and a sense of humor to boot.
Fine, so now “mansplaining” is “extra-large-splaining”. Got it.
Uncle Al, for the fat broads they should come in Buffarilla and Wookie size.
Trigger Warning!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyU–Tb-MO4
@geoff the aardvark – or add a tag line to the unisex Extra Huge: For Those Who Need Moore
@BFH – Back at ya!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSLp5yt2C8Q
next up … ‘Cow-sized’
in honor of Rosie O’Bovine, Whoop-Eye Grazeberg, Kathy Cellulite & the Hildabeast
I don’t think they could make the portions large enough to satisfy Michael Moore and Rosie O’fatty. It would have to come in Godzilla size.
Advertise them as “Big enough for a feminists ass”.
And the bitch made them..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_3mieCS7u0
How come feminists are never complaining about unfair justice?
Saw earlier on FB a female teacher who had sex with a student was sentenced to 120 days in jail, a male teacher who had sex with a student was sentenced to 20 years in prison.
“Forced”? What bullshit.
Re-brand them as Democrat Butt Covers.
Unisex heavy dayz pads, marketing genius
Burger KING is worried.
Thought it was me just getting’ up in my older years,,,Shiteeee
Would someone explain why it is that the whining minority always gets it’s way?
ORWW – nods, what happened to real justice? agreed,,,
Real men don’t use kleenex.
Shirt sleeve or snot rocket?
kwitcherbitching nancy – So true! Still the curtains and bed sheets are ‘taboo’,,,if not you’ve found a ‘keeper’. Lucky Bastards you!
Cynic – Such lost marketing dollars,,
KimberlyClark should turn the argument on its head: if Kaitlyn Jenner needs to pad his bra to feel glamorous, would he use dozens of regular size?
No, he’d use Mansized! For the man who’s in touch with his gendered-confused self.
“We’re so proud of our gay son. He’s brave enough to use man kleenex!”
So having big noses is what feminists aspire to?
Oh Hell yes, cry me a river.
Anon, been using J&J medical products for years since the old Jim Mckay, percipient as well, never reported yet first ‘hand’ knowledge in the scene. Loved that hidden line from the movie ‘Heathers’. ‘I love my dead gay Son’,,, Now that was funny. Jellybean, laughs, piss me a river,,,
Rebrand it “Twatsize” and it could double as a sanitary napkin. Winning!
Coming soon: “Brawny” paper towels rebranded as “Strong Yet Sensitive” and “Hefty” trash bags become “Big-boned”.
Shoulda changed it to “Manspreading-size” woulda really pissed them off
“Would someone explain why it is that the whining minority always gets it’s way?”
Do you think they randomly pick their targets?
I’m sure they’re carefully researched for presence of a spine before those to be attacked are chosen, maybe they’ll go after condoms next…
I showed this to my 17y/o girl, and she rolled her eyes and said, “Is this what we’re pissed about today?”
HAHAHAA!!!
Uh oh! I had better buy up all the “Dude Wipes” before they are in the crosshairs! I bought some for my men because I thought it was amusing. Feminazis have no sense of humor and have an over-developed sensitivity gland or something. 🙄
Nah. They are just lunatic harpies.
Watch for the destruction and harassment of Dude Products. Let’s see if the company has the balls to tell feminazis to take a hike:
https://www.dudeproducts.com/
CAVED….Too many CAVE because they are afraid of losing a little revenue.
Anonymous October 18, 2018 at 11:21 pm
@Shirt sleeve or snot rocket?
Snort & swallow, but that’s snot a good habit to get into.