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Researchers at Fukushima, the site of the 2011 nuclear disaster in Japan, have found that a new mutant species of radioactive boar-pig has emerged from the wasteland.
According to a new study that investigated the impact of nuclear disasters on the local habitat, the high levels of radiation had no “adverse effects” on the genetics of the animals. More
Mmmmmm!
Bacon.
Yummy, greasy, salty, smoky self cooking bacon.
Radioactive hogs… Feminazis!!
I spotted a couple of these in the grocery store last night. Fatter than hell, riding those electric carts and wear 5 masks and plastic gloves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2giZztoD6s
Well I went down to the collerina
I saw a big pig I just had to have
The wife told me i should proceed with caution
But oscar barked and said Id like to take a bite on that
And I said
Hey big boar why dont you come over here
Me and my dog want to chew on your ear
And pick you up, put you in the back of my ute
We’ll kill you so fast it just aint funny
Take you to the chiller and make lots of money
Then we’ll come back and kill all your family
Oscar and I was running though the lignam
We got to the pig, he looked like a grizerly bear
I guess it weighed about 1 hundred and 80
Oscar ran in but it tossed him up in the air
We were there for about half an hour
Trying to catch that big darl old pig
Then linden turned up with about 7 pig dogs
Grab that boar and put it in the back of out rig
And we said
Hey big boar why dont you come over here
Me and my dog want to chew on your ear
And pick you up, put you in the back of my ute
We’ll kill you so fast it just aint funny
Take you to the chiller and make lots of money
Then we’ll come back the very next day
With a great big gun and a butchers knife
Photographer, thats the wife
Kill 50 pigs to get them seen
In every hunting magazine
To all you city people
If your dog is looking board
Take him out west where the weed is high
And put him on a boar and just say
Hey big boar why dont you come over here
Me and my dog want to chew on your ear
And pick you up, put you in the back of my ute
We’ll kill you so fast it just aint funny
Take you to the chiller and make lots of money
Then we’ll come back and kill your family
Then we’ll come back and kill your family
Then we’ll come back and kill your family
BY CLANCY LESTER
the radioactivity make them inedible? if not, how they taste?
I want radioactive pork and glow-in-the-dark sushi on MY Olympic training table!
HOG-ZILLA!
Al Gore predicted this on South Park years ago with “Man-Bear-Pig”
Bill Clinton to Marge on the Simpsons,
“I know you don’t think you’re good enough for me, but believe me, you are. Hell I done it with pigs. Real, no-foolin” pigs.
“Radioactive Hogs”
Good name for a punk band or a Harley MC.
JD,
Thanks for the link! Loved the song. TREEMENDOUS!!!~!
Put a Pantsuit on it and let it run for Prez!!!
@ thedolfer JULY 2, 2021 AT 3:41 PM
If I were a young man I would have a pack of those bull Arabs and move myself in close proximity to a population of boar.
FWIW Australian “new country” beats the hell out of what passes for country music here these days
Dallas Steele
Brown Dog’s Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W61B1Tlxkg0