Breaking911: Tyson Foods, Inc., a Sedalia, Mo. establishment, is recalling approximately 36,420 pounds of chicken nugget products that may be contaminated with extraneous materials, specifically rubber, the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) announced today. more here
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Rubber Chickens! My favorite weapon.
Someone should have choked that chicken when they had a chance.
This news story reminds me of the one about the newlywed couple who were spending their honeymoon as guests of a farmer on his country farm. On the morning after their arrival, the farmer knocked on their door to invite them down for breakfast. A voice from behind the door replied, “We’re not hungry – we’re living on the Fruits of Love”. The farmer went away, but returned around noon and knocked on the door to tell them to come down for lunch. The voice behind the door said, “We don’t need to eat – we’re living on the Fruits of Love”. Finally, around 6 P.M. he knocked again to tell them that dinner was served and got the same answer. He replied, “I don’t mind you living on the fruits of love, but could you please stop throwing the peelings out the window? They’re choking my chickens”.
Rubber? I’d leave it. It would probably be an improvement on the chicken mystery meat.
Need some of these to go with that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyBZE0kBtE
How could you tell? Last chicken nugget I had would have been improved texturally by a little rubber.
I’m thinking more like they put too much real chicken in them nuggets and wouldn’t want the kiddies to get a taste of the good stuff.
They didn’t have nuggets back in ’77 when I worked there, but I’ve been told that if you leave McD’s frozen nuggets on the counter, they melt to semi liquid when they thaw out.
Tyson Chicken Nuggets, now vulcanized for long lasting flavor!
Regular and new radial flavors!
@WDS,
I laughed outloud….. thank you!
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
The biggest problem is that their customers didn’t notice any difference.
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Upon seeing the “rubber chicken recalled”, I thought the ex girlfriend got a job cooking.