The internet temporarily lost its mind Sunday night over the video of a red light flashing on the 2nd floor windows of the White House. The speculation got so out of hand that the press office had to issue a statement clarifying the source.
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Gondor calls for aid !
And a voice was heard, singing, “Kellyanne…you don’t have to put on the red light…”
I’m not buying that explanation. We need a special prosecutor to get to the bottom of this.
The Washington Posthole ~ “…obviously a signal from Kushner to the Russians”
Possibly a certain Alpha Male and a certain world class Supermodel rocking the Residence behind closed doors.
Eat your hearts out, beta Lefties.
Anyone know if Marcellus Wallace is missing a briefcase?
This is a covert maintenance staff systematically sterilizing the White House living quarters after
the former residents.
someone was shooting leakers with a laser sighted pistol
It’s the ghost of Lincoln, using the memory eraser from “Men in Black” in order to forget the last 8 years.
More collusion to investigate at the White House. I suspect that what happened is portrayed by Carol Burnett and Tim Conway in “The Wrong Number.” The signal is clear. Funny.
“the reflection of an ambulance that was in Lafayette Park.”
Oh shit. Was Hillary having people killed again?
The current residents just discovered and briefly opened the portal to Hell that Barky would use to escape the wrath of his beard.
It was Barron playing video games.
The Orkin Man taking DRASTIC measures to zap all the deseases left behind by the previous occupants.
Probably the red “Putin Hotline” phone blinking furiously…
Red? A Russian backchannel channeling?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This, he was channeling the russians.