This was a challenge by Reddit moderator, Chabanais. Right out of the gate a liberal troll provided a conservative Reddit contributor with absolute gold.
ffs someone give mod powers to someone 24 or older please
I liked this place better when chab was in school half the day
Here was the response byXMAGA_1776X:
Liberals: “16 year olds should be able to vote.”
Also Liberals: “ffs someone give mod powers to someone 24 or older please.”
My God, that is priceless.
Here are more submissions:
Brett Kavanaugh is too biased to do his job, fairly!
Peter Strzok is biased, but he can still do his job, fairly!
“Trump is literally Hitler”
“We need illegal immigrants so they can do the low paying jobs Americans won’t do”.
“Trump tricked people using social media to win an election.”
“Also I want universal government-run healthcare please.”
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add to the list in the comments
We can protest and disrupt and lie because of the first amendment.
Hate speech should be outlawed.
We have to vote for it to see what’s in it.
Children should not be separated from their parents/I wholeheartedly support abortion.
Peter Strzok deserves a Purple Heart for being a liar.
Corporations and high income earners are EVIL; We need socialism.
Taxes on corporations and high income earners will pay for it.
Repeated argument made by 60-something liberal (male) friend:
“Unmarried African-American girls have babies so that they will have someone who will truly love them (the mothers) — maybe for the first time in their lives.”
A little OT, but, about 4 years ago: (Me) “Have you reread 1984 recently?” (Him) “1984 came and went and nothing happened!”.
global freezing is caused by global warming
When they call you racist, Nazi and fascist as they scream in your face and disturb your dining experience.(or insert your favorite example)
Dissent is patriotic.
Don’t you dare disagree with me, you fascist!
It’s good that Obama ignored the Republicans.
It’s bad that Trump ignores the Democrats.
My body, my choice. Now, pay for my abortion!
OPEN BORDERS!!
I NEED MY SAFE SPACE!!
Obama: “If whenever things are going badly for you, you start blaming somebody else, then you don’t have what it takes to be in this job,”
Also Obama: “We’ve made sure to do everything we can to dig ourselves out of this incredible hole that I inherited.” February 23, 2012
“Look, we do have a serious problem in terms of debt and deficit, and much of it I inherited when I showed up.” August 8, 2011
“I inherited a big debt.” March 29, 2011
—more of Oblame-o quotes here: https://www.whitehousedossier.com/2012/03/23/president-obamas-hall-blame/
^^^^^^ !!!!!!
Al Gore: “During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.”
Congressman Hank Johnson on Guam: “My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize”
Nancy Pelosi before open dementia “every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.”
Any time Biden opens his mouth you could add a quote.
My all time favorite:
Gov’t background checks for guns aren’t working
Don’t worry about migrants, the gov’t conducts background checks.
– B. Hussein Obama
Feminist: “Hey, government — stay out of my vagina!”
Also Feminist: “The government should provide us health care.”
Any anti-capitalist statement sent from an iPhone.
1.We need to tax the rich so we can pay for services for the poor.
2. Trump’s tax plan needs to be repealed because it places an undue tax burden on the rich.
“To me you cannot be fully human, fully civilised, unless you recognise humanity in everyone.”
–HRC
“You know, just to be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. They’re racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic – you name it.”
–HRC
That abortion is health care.
Trump colluded with the Russians and illegally obtained confidential DNC data.
Manning and Snowden are heros.
Elections have consequences.
Trump is not bipartisan.
The economy is doing very well and all people are better off.
We need a recession to defeat Trump.
Old – “We need to make sure that the rich pay their fare share!”
New- “So appalled and disgusted that Trump demands NATO countries pay their fair share!”
Men are misogynist pigs.
Conservatives are Islamophobic.
The constitution was written by dead, white males a long time ago so it’s no longer relevant.
Das Capital was written by a dead white male a long time ago and carries the stench of 100 million corpses but it’s just the thing we need.
“If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.”
Barack Obama
“All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party.”
Mao Zedong
“If the opposition (citizen) disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves.”
Joseph Stalin
“I don’t believe people should be able to own guns.”
President Barack Obama
If we’re nice to Muslims they won’t cut off our heads.
How about the biggest lies ever told :
Anthropogenic Global Warming,
Greenhouse Effect
Anthropogenic Climate Change
Democrats represent the people
“I was for it, before I was against it.”
Islam is the religion of piece.
Trump colluded with foreigners (Russians) to influence the election!
People in the country illegally (foreigners) should be able to influence the election by voting!
Stay out of my bedroom.
Pay for my birth control.