Associated Press
Washington’s NFL team is now known as the Commanders.
The new name unveiled Wednesday comes 18 months after the once-storied franchise dropped its old moniker following decades of criticism that it was offensive to Native Americans and under fresh pressure from sponsors. The organization committed to avoiding Native American imagery in its rebrand after being called the Washington Football Team the past two seasons. More
What’s the over/under on how long before the other NFC East fans start referring to them as the “Commodeturds?”
Seems Commanders is more offensive to Indians than Redskins.
Seeing as Commander is a military rank of the white colonists. 🙄
Exactly Beachmom.
Plus, the name GIANT GAY DOUCHEBAGS was totally available.
Surprisingly
Maybe it’s to honor the idiot in chief.
Instead of the native American on their helmets, it may look something like this.
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LOL They named the team after a title a person who would have as a ship’s capt or commander whobrought slaves to the USA!!
LMAO over and over and over again
Kaperdick was right the NFL aint nothing but billionaire slave owners and millionaire slaves Huh? LMAO
Makes sense in 2022. After removing the name meant to honor the former coach, replace it with a term meant to honor the fighting spirit of the colonial Ship masters who “oppressed” peoples around the world.
I wonder how much they paid the genious marketing research firm for this one.
Go DC Commies!
Haha! Washington Commies for short!
https://mobile.twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1488892148095369221
See? They totally should have gone with GIANT GAY DOUCHEBAGS.
No one could make fun of that name.
Washington Cucks
Harry A…lol.
Haven’t checked out Iowahawk for a while.
That’s great!
Washington Insurrectionists had a nice ring if you ask me…
Washington Trump 4547’s
Why not “The Washington Perverts”? Would fit the area better.
Let’s Go Commanders…
Washington Covfefe
I believe that they should have kept the Redskins name and changed the logo to a redskin peanut. Should that be too offensive for some they could have chosen the name “Swamprats” and used the braying Demonrat jackass as the logo.
Washington “people that annoy you”
Washington Lower Your Expectations
Washington Karens
Are you sure it’s not commandeerers? People who confiscate all your hard earned money.
I was having a good time calling them the Washington No Names.
Cowboys vs Redskins er, Commanders…Oof!
Didn’t biden* name one of his stupid dogs Commander?
Than God they did not pick
Washington Wagon Burners
^^^^ Thank ^^^
Kcir, that’s better than the suggestion I sent them. Instead of the Washington Redskins, I said they should change the name to the Washington ALCOHOLIC WIFE BEATERS WHO LIVE ON RESERVATIONS.
It doesn’t really roll off the tongue like I thought it would.
@ LocoBlancoSaltine: No, it was one of Biden’s dogs that named him ‘Stupid’!
Darn, I had my money on Snowflakes
Personally, I would’ve named them the Washington Custers just to add insult to the fake injury.
Washington Comanches.
^^^ is forever stuck in my head.
Washington Commodes
Red and gold Washington Commies, saw this in comments on another site. Change the W to a hammer and sickle and they will be complete.
I was rooting for the Washington Masters myself.
Shoulda named then the Washington Foreskins, on account of all the dickheads running things in Washington.
Commandeers?
Demanders?
Spenders?
Chicoms?
Pelosi’s Minions?
We’re The Commanders. Reminds me of the punchline to the best joke evah: We’re The Aristocrats.
One of the Dem senators had a stroke and ruined their precious 50/50 majority. But they assure people he’ll be back soon and are sure he’s survive his clot shot stroke. 49 years old.
How about the Washington Fuhrers or maybe the Washington Dictators.
It’ll be fun next season to see how many commentators botch the name.
Mascot? https://youtu.be/uGSbyH2dv68
Why fret over the name Redskins when Antifa and BLM are after the name Washington?
Washington Tax and Spenders!
How about Washington Generals? They lose every game with the Beijing Globetrotters.
Washington Scum
Washington Ballot Harvesters
Washington White Supremists
Washinton Bureaucrats
I was right, biden’s* new German Shepard is named Commander.
So, Washington’s team are nothing but dogs…
German too, RACIST!
They can call themselves whatever they like as it will not change the fact that I do not watch sportsball.
Yeah! This person threw the ball really good. This other person caught it.
Will Commander Cody and his lost planet airmen be their musical mascot? They could always sing Hot Rod Lincoln about Abraham Lincoln driving a hot rod or Smoke, smoke, smoke that reefer (wacky tobaccy), St. Peter at the Golden Gate let us in (ain’t gonna happen) after we smoke another reefer in order to forget how much we suck.
The Commies ,short for commander in chiefs
The Washington Whatevs would have been perfect given my level of give-a-shit.
But when I do think of them (a very rare event), they’ll continue to be The Football Team Formerly Known As The Redskins.
The Washington Irrelevancy was both plural & gender nuetral!
Commanders, what, they’re all commanders?
Sounds like all chiefs and no indians.
Oh, wait…
I was hoping it would be the Washington Washing Machines, just to provoke the NFL and the woke Indian ‘Warriors’.
Is “going commando” a way to support them?
Slave ship sailors?
Here I was picturing scowling lesbians.
(Of no particular gender.)
I was hoping the name ‘Primitive Savages’ would be chosen.